"See, when two people love each other very much..." — Lithuania, Canada, Finland, Russia, Hungary, N. Italy, Ukraine
The same as the above except they're piss drunk — ENGLAND
"Sex is type of reproduction in which specialized reproductive cells form and when united by fertilization produce a zygote that develops into a new individual...." — China, Germany, Switzerland
*leaves them at the family section of Barnes & Nobles* — Latvia, Thailand
*laughs* "I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT" — France, Spain, Prussia,
"Go search it on the Internet it's the 21st century come on" — Estonia
*runs* — Denmark, Cuba, Turkey
*silence* — Sweden, Egypt, Norway, Iceland, Taiwan, Netherlands, Belarus
*shows them their vast collection of r18 manga* — Japan (nO)
*expresses it through sensual piano playing* — Austria (Hungary: nO)
*weird and inappropriate sex metaphors* *cheekily grins* — POLAND, Hong Kong, Belgium, Seychelles, S. Italy, Vietnam, S. Korea, Romania, Seborga
"I have absolutely no idea" — AMERICA
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you all have the right to burn me at the stake now
go big or go on haitus amirite
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Hetalia Headcanons & Imagines 2
SonstigesHeadcanons! That's basically it. Hope you enjoy! Hetalia is owned by Himaruya Hidakez. ---