69 SPECIAL EDITION HEADCANONS - How Nations Explain the "Birds and the Bees"

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"See, when two people love each other very much..." — Lithuania, Canada, Finland, Russia, Hungary, N. Italy, Ukraine

The same as the above except they're piss drunk — ENGLAND

"Sex is type of reproduction in which specialized reproductive cells form and when united by fertilization produce a zygote that develops into a new individual...." — China, Germany, Switzerland

*leaves them at the family section of Barnes & Nobles* — Latvia, Thailand

*laughs* "I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT" — France, Spain, Prussia,

"Go search it on the Internet it's the 21st century come on" — Estonia

*runs* — Denmark, Cuba, Turkey

*silence* — Sweden, Egypt, Norway, Iceland, Taiwan, Netherlands, Belarus

*shows them their vast collection of r18 manga* — Japan (nO)

*expresses it through sensual piano playing* — Austria (Hungary: nO)

*weird and inappropriate sex metaphors* *cheekily grins* — POLAND, Hong Kong, Belgium, Seychelles, S. Italy, Vietnam, S. Korea, Romania, Seborga

"I have absolutely no idea" — AMERICA

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you all have the right to burn me at the stake now

go big or go on haitus amirite

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