Affection Between Us ||SasuIchi Oneshot Booklet||

~]]AUTHOR'S NOTE[[~

So many pet peeves, so little time to explain them all...

Dare I try?

Oh fuck yeah, I fucking dare.

To make this more understandable, I'll bold and italicise the things that annoy me and will get you blocked! To make them stand out even more, I'll underline them just the heck of it!

Author-Chan
Firstly, don't call me "Author." My name is Ambrosía, not Author. Ambrosía, not Ambrosia or Amber. If you don't have the accent function, my initials are ALNK. Now for the -chan bit of that... Yeah... I'm probably older than most of you. So... I'd be your -senpai. If I'm younger, I'd be your -kōhai. But, what if I'm the same age? You'd use -chan, right? Nope! I'm not a cisgender female. I'm something called bigender, so yeah... Substitute -chan with -koneko and we're all good. Also, calling me Kitty-San is a perfectly viable option. 

..Ichi-chan..
Her name is Ichiki, not Ichi.

Story... Chapters...
This is not a story; there are no chapters. What you are reading is a oneshot booklet. None of these things are interconnected. It's just one big fanfic; it's a bunch of random ones with various lengths.

You're spelling ___ wrong!
No, no I'm not... I'm from a different country and that's how you spell it where I was born. Yes, I live in America right now. Yes, I speak both British and American versions of English. No, I'm not changing anything to please an emotionally unstable eleven-year-old that isn't even supposed to be on the Internet.

*adds to ____ reading list*
If you add this booklet to an inappropriate list, ie "Tim Burton," then I will message you before blocking you. After that, I will patiently wait about two days before stalking your profile and checking to see if it's still wrongly listed. If it is, I will unblock you long enough to inform you that I will be deleting this before reblocking you. Add this to things like "x OC," "Naruto," "Anime/Manga," or "Read Later." If you add it to "Creepypasta" or "Lemons," then you'll be hearing from me in a not-so nice way.

...U, B, 2...
Just stop... Stop!!! Didn't you learn how to write in third grade?! Don't give me that "it's easier" bullshit, either. Especially if you write it "its" when you try it. This site is all about writing and reading. Nobody will take you seriously if you cannot even write out a three letter word. Oh, and don't even get started on the numbers! Wait... I just got myself started! Anyway, numbers under one hundred are supposed to be written out alphabetically rather than numerically. So, thirty-three and eighteen shouldn't be 33 and 18. It's lazy and I won't even bother reading your comment. I'll honestly just delete it. Obey red-line sensai.

...i, sasuke, philadelphia...
Proper nouns get a capital letter at the start of them. A proper noun would be the name of a person, place, event, or thing. So, they're basically just names. Names get capital letters. Shocking, isn't it?

Go fuck yourself. You can't tell me how to run my life!
Oh shut up, you butt hurt twelve-year-old that isn't even supposed to be on the Internet. I don't care about whatever it is that you'll be using as an excuse, especially if English is your native language. I'm from freaking Italy and I have better grammar than most of the people that I've had the displeasure of seeing. There is no excuse for laziness- it's just laziness. And instead of getting angry and harassing me, just let it go and leave me be. "Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die." I have no idea who said it, but it's hella true. Also, anger had been proven to dramatically shorten your lifespan... Any negative emotions do, really. So, live longer!