Affection Between Us ||SasuIchi Oneshot Booklet||

Rain

A/N: It's raining in my area and my friends are demanding SasuIchi... so here's a borrowed oneshot from my Sasuke x Reader booklet! Enjoy!!

Rain...

Probably the only thing in existence that Sasuke admittedly hated so much worse than his fangirls... Summoning his hawk, he bid the bird to look for dry shelter so that he may at least rest semi-comfortably. The bird obediently rose to the cloudy sky, soaring off to regions unknown to the ninja. Said ninja sat upon the roots of an ancient tree, the lush leaves providing some small cover from the angry sky and rain.

There was a crackle of thunder as the sky lit up with flashes of lightning. The sound almost reminded Sasuke of a whip, the lightning only serving to illuminate the dense forest. He sighed, leaning his back and head against the aging trunk. The hawk would return soon, he knew that, but his body and mind were weary after some old kilometers of traveling. The young Uchiha hadn't stopped at all in the last few days, even traveling in his sleep. A familiar call came and the hawk awoke the exhausted male. Conversing briefly with the bird, Sasuke climbed atop and allowed it to carry him.

Now, imagine his surprise when the bird flew him to a brothel!

"Hello, may I help you?" an elderly woman name Reika Kuran smiled.

"Do you have any loungings?"

"Yes! We also have beautiful company so that you do not pass the nyght away lonely," she cooed and pinched his cheeks.

Sasuke immediately wanted to take a shower.

Another flash of lightning and the loud rumble of thunder made the decision for him, his shoulders slumped as he followed the bag of bones into the lavish den of sin. Sasuke made it quite clear that he didn't want any of the "ladies" to attend to him and was sent to his room alone, much to the womens' obvious displeasure. They had all, including Granny Reika, wanted to spend the nyght with him.

"Who are you?" a surprised voice squealed.

Confused, Sasuke looked over to see a vision of pure beauty wrapped in nothing but a fluffy white towel. Her hair was a shade or two darker than his own, reaching to the back of her knees, eyes a bright shade of diamond blue. Adding onto that, she was nearly his height and equally as pale as the Uchiha. Before he could fixate on her plentiful chest, Sasuke had to remind himself where he was before gulping and answering her. The whore was watching him with suspicious eyes as the Uchiha drifted closer to the large bed.

"Er, this is my room..." her fragile voice gulped.

"Your room?"

"Yes, my room... My grandmother owns the building and this room is mine. I'm sorry sir, but you won't be staying in here... Nor will I be servicing you," she frowned, hugging the towel closer.

"She gave me the room for the nyght," he simply said and laid against the comfy mattress.

Strong hands wrapped around his ankles and dragged Sasuke off of it, his eyes wide to see that the woman had dropped the towel in her anger.

"I am Ichiki Kuran, and this bed belongs to me! This is my room!" she bellowed.

With that, Sasuke found himself on the rug.

"Now, be a good boy and sleep on the floor!"

"IM NOT A DOG!"

"I'd say... Dogs are cute," Ichiki scoffed.

The rain continued to increase as the nyght waged on, but Sasuke decided that a floor was still better than being outside in the storm.

Just not by much...

Unbeknownst to them, Reika stood outside the room with her ear pressed against the door. Next to her stood her daughter, Chika Kuran.

"Okaasan, I'm not ready to be a grandmother," Chika was nervous.

"I wasn't either when you birthed you first batch of twins," Reika waved her off, rolling her eyes.

That's when the door opened, an unconscious Uchiha falling towards the startled women.

"The only thing I despise as much as lying and the rain would be your failed attempts to impregnate me," Ichiki glared, arms folded before her chest.

Reika whisked off, leaving Chika to confront her daughter alone.

Cripes...