Are You Insane Like Me?~ReaderxJoker[COMPLETED]

Idk what to name this chapter

*Y/N POV*
I feel terrible for leaving him there. I understand what he did and why he did it, but I had to stay in character so Batsy would believe me. I already missed him, but I'd be with him once again.
A voice then broke me from my thoughts.
"(Y/n)... Were you listening to me at all?" Batsy asked impatiently.
"N-no... Sorry..." I kept pretending to be a 'damsel in distress'.
"I said, you can stay in my house with me for awhile until we find your family."
My family... My family...
"N-no..! Not them!" I screamed, slightly breaking character.
Batsy was surprised by my outburst as he almost crashed into a wall. He quickly swerved and sighed.
"Okay, we won't take you to them. We will buy you a house or something." He muttered, shaking his head.
"O-okay... Sorry."
*Time skip because I'm a lazy hippie*
We arrived at the Wayne Manor. I sighed and got out of his car.
"There should be an old man... His name is Alfred. He will help you get settled in. Bruce gets home from work pretty late, so you can just go to sleep." Batsy mumbled and then he sped away in his car, leaving me on the doorstep to the manor.
I knocked and there was the old man. He understood what had happened and he let me in and sighed.
"Did batman save you from someone?" He asked, examining me.
I nodded, shaking a bit.
After some talking, Alfred led me to my room and I fell asleep.
*Im so fucking lazy and this chapter sucks lmao*
*Joker POV*
I was going to get her back. I don't care what it takes. I need her. I need her to realize how much I love her.. But how should I accomplish this...? Should I use violence... Or be nice....
I sighed and started to draw out plans.
I need her.
*Time skip to a few days later.*
*y/n's POV*
I was still sucking up to Bruce Wayne. When the time was right, I would hit that button. That red button that set off the bombs throughout the bat cave. I giggled a bit at the thought. Then my thoughts were interrupted by a voice.
"(Y/N), are you okay?" Asked Bruce. He had his arm around my while my head was rested on his chest. He moved a tiny bit, causing me to lift my head. He got off the couch and sighed.
"I should probably go. I have work. See you later, (y/n)." He said, smiling.
"Okay, by Brucey." I said, winking flirtatiously.
My eyes narrowed when he left. I knew exactly where he was going. The Bat cave.
I reached to press the button but...
Could I...? He was so nice to me... He would do anything for me.....
Fuck it. He's my man's worst enemy.
I clicked it and ran out of the manor. The bat cave blew up as I started to run in the direction of the Joker's house and I ran into someone.
Him. The Joker.
I smiled widely and hugged him as he gasped in surprise. He hugged back. Then he let go and so did I. His eyes widened at the smoke pouring out of the Wayne Manor.
I smirked.
"You did that?!" He asked, shocked and confused.
"Yup... I was never mad at you, I was just trying to get back at Batsy for you..." You said, grinning.
He smiled.
"Let's go home, Doll.." He said, smirking as he led me back to his house.

YUP IM SURE THIS CHAPTER SUCKED. I BARELY REVISED IT AND IM VV SICK. ALSO, PLEASE DONT BE SO DEMANDING WITH UPDATES :( IT MAKES ME A LITTLE IRRITATED. OKAY I HOPE YOU SOMEWHAT ENJOYED THIS. ALSO I HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH LONGER I SHOULD CONTINUE THIS. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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