Paul...

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Uhm, Paul, are you aware...gods, this is awkward, but...you do know....that Sally killed her ex husband?

Like seriously, do you know what you're getting into, genuinely?

I'm scared for you.

Don't tick off your kid, or your wife, do you have any idea how many different things they've killed? Collectively?

Gabe is still considered missing by the police, maybe dead at this point....

....Percy is probably considered a domestic violence survivor, seeing as he was "kidnapped" and "in a gun fight" on camera...

Your son owns a sword, that he literally has with him at all times...

Most of the gods know him and Sally by name....

I'm just saying.

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