Hygiene

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What was hygiene like on the Argo ||? Like, genuinely, think about this for a second, because this raises so many questions.

Did the girls ever have to go up to Leo and be like "Dude, did you pack any pads or something?"

Sub question, did he actually do that? Did he have to go over the intercom and tell everyone they had to stop at a CVS or something?

Sub-sub question, who explained how that worked to Hazel, even if it wasn't on the Argo? Someone at camp probably had to then, right? She would have been MORTIFIED by the idea of tampons!

If they did end up stopping at a Rite-Aid or whatever, did the girls go down there, in like, a pack and go up to the register and say "we need a years supply of women hygiene supplies, please." Or did they stop and make several trips over the course of the mission?

Did Jason, Frank, and Percy have to listen to the girls complaining about it? I don't include Leo in that question, because a) he didn't have a girlfriend at that time, b) knowing him, he either would have tried to invent some kind of contraption to solve the problem that likely would catch someone on fire, or would have started complaining with them in a really high pitched valley-girl voice to be annoying.

Moving on, other than Buford the flying table, what did they do for laundry and stuff, I don't think anyone ever mentioned a laundry room.

Also, was there ever an instance where someone walked in on someone else in the shower? How did that go over? Who was it? I thoroughly enjoy the idea of Percy walking in on Annabeth and her either being really mortified and there being a ton of blushing and stuttering, and Percy apologizing for months, or her just being really chill about it and him getting all flustered and trying to figure out how to react, but what if it was someone who hasn't in a relationship? Like Jason walking in on Percy, and then they end up arguing over who has better biceps?

Okay this took a really weird turn

I'll see myself out

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