The Dancer's Daughter (1D)

Final Cast Interview (#5) & slight disclaimer...

Hi guys! So this first book is almost done. I have this final interview for you all, then two more chapters. And then I'll be started Book Two (which currently has no title... I know, bad writer), and the side story. But first, I have some things to tell you, and a disclaimer.

1) I actually really like Perrie Edwards. She's one of my role models. I wish I could be more like her. She's not in the book (yet) because Haley needs Zayn more right now. I have big plans for her later though. ;)

Perrie: Should I be scared?

Terrified, sweetie. Terrified. 2) I have no ownership of the boys. The only thing I can claim in my story as my own is my interpretation of their personalities. I don't know how they really act. This is just how I picture them.

3) Besides Mel and Christel, I have completely made up all none-celebrities in this story. And from here on out, Mel and Chrissy are my interpretation of the way they've been described. I hope you like them, and I'm sorry if they aren't exactly what you've imagined (or how you really are), but this is the best I can do.

Perrie: But wait, we're coming back to me, right? I get to be in your story too, right?

In book two, Pez. Book two. (Which still has no title. I'm getting frustrated, but I just... UGH! There will be a title very soon. Promise.) Okay, on to the interview. I asked Louis to write me some clever questions... which I will never ever do again.

Louis: I think they're very clever. [winks]

And that's why it'll never happen again. So I've rewritten some questions, and that's what I'll ACTUALLY be asking.

Louis: You're no fun.

I try. Haley, why did you shut the boys out?

Haley: I love them to death, but I look fat. Plus, I needed to at least try to control the stupid hormones before I said something I really regretted. I didn't actually mean to make Zayn run all the way to Bradfort though.

Is Zayn even here tonight? I haven't seen him...

Doniya: No, Zayn stayed in Bradford. I came in his place. Actually, Safaa was supposed to come, but she's sick. [frowns] Zayn stayed to take care of her. He may or may not have known about this interview...

Don, you were supposed to tell him!

Doniya: Yeah, but he's been moping, and I finally got him to stop! I wasn't about to send him here just to have him come back moping again!

I guess I understand. What have you guys been doing?

Doniya: He's been spending a ton of time with Safaa and Waliyha. When he comes to talk to me, I have to hear all about Haley and his unborn child. But... he hasn't smiled since he got there.

Haley: I didn't mean to shut him out, you know. I was going to call him... I wanted to see him the whole time I'd locked myself in my house. But I thought it would be easier for both of us if I just stayed away for a while.

Doniya: Well, you were wrong. Happy?

Haley: Not at all.

No cat fights. Liam, I hear you met a girl! What did you think of Melody?

Liam: She annoyed me at first. Right when I started to get interested, she disappeared!

Melody: Sorry, I had to go visit my mum. She can hardly take care of herself, much less my brother, Charlie.

Liam: Ah. Makes sense. Nice to see you again. [smiles]

Melody: Nice to see you, too!

Louis: Just kiss already! [smirks]

Louis, you're already in trouble for the inappropriate questions. Don't make me put you in time-out. Because I will. Or... maybe I'll just tell Eleanor.

Louis: [gasps] You wouldn't!

Eleanor: She wouldn't what?

Louis: ...nothing.

That's what I thought. Good boy. [snickers] Eleanor, dealing with Haley daily must be hard. Why bother?

El: She's still my best friend. I'm not going to leave her all alone just because she's a little crazy.

Haley: I am not crazy! It's the stupid hormones!

El: You yell at me for touching your Nutella when you ask me to bring it to you. You're crazy.

Haley: HORMONES!

Girls, girls, you're both pretty. [winks]

Haley: No, I don't swing that way.

El: Nor do I. But nice attempt.

I know you don't. I know you better than you know yourselves.

Harry: That's not creepy... at all...

I resent that. And I really have no more questions. To recap: Two more chapters, Perrie coming soon, Louis is in trouble (nothing new there), Haley is hormonal, El thinks she's crazy, and I'm starting to question my own sanity. Expect to be confused soon! I very much am. :P

Haley: Vote, comment and subscribe!

Louis: I don't know why you bother, she has no readers.

Harry: or friends.

Liam: BE NICE! It's almost her birthday.

Louis: But she's not nice to us! She put me in the hospital!

Haley: And she made me pregnant. But I'm still nice to her.

Liam: Exactly, Haley. No matter what, you should always be nice. Even in she doesn't always deserve it.

Hey! You should be on my side, LiLi!

Liam: You're the one who made Dani break up with  me. I haven't forgiven you yet.

Hmph. We'll see about that.