Scroll 3: Life or Death? |Naruto Shippuden| |Reader Insert|

🚨CRACK FIC🚨

CRACK FIC BECAUSE ALL MY BOOKS HAVE AT LEAST ONE, OKAY, LET'S DO THIS!

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"Ugh, where the fuck am I?" You muttered, rubbing your head. You sat up and looked around, noticing you're in a forest. You sniffed around the air a little, not recognizing any scents.

Except for one...

OH NO

RUN YOU SHORT MAN

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" You screamed while running towards where he was with stars in your eyes.

The 104th trainee squad along with the squad leaders were on the training grounds when they heard an unfamiliar voice.

Except for poor Levi Ackerman...

"LEEEEVIIIIII!!!!!!!!" You screamed before jumping towards him, but he moved to the side, making you face plant into the dirty ground.

"Tch. Why are you here shitty brat?" He asked with a disgusted face on.

"You're so mean~" You anime cried.

"Oh~! Is this the girl you were talking about Levi?" Hanji popped out of no where. By now the whole trainee squad had gathered around you.

"What's your name?" Erwin asked.

"I'm Y/n Akuma! Nice to meet ya!" You called out enthusiastically. Your eyes scanned the small crowd when your eyes landed on green ones.

"WuuuOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" You screamed while zipping in front of him.

"E-excuse me?!" He called out, slightly shocked and flustered.

"Your eyes are so pretty~!" You cooed. Mikasa's face darkened as she slid in between you two.

"Don't come near him." She hissed with a murderous face, but you just tilted your head.

"Why?" You asked innocently. She tsk'd. You pouted.

"What? It's not my fault his eyes are a pretty color!" You whined. Mikasa swiftly tried to kick you, but you caught her leg and lifted her up in the air as if she was as light as a feather.

"Why are you being a little bitch? All I did was compliment his eyes, but you act as if I insulted his great ancestors!What's wrong with you?" You hissed, your eyes changing to black and red. Mikasa started panicking under your gaze as she struggled to pry your hand off of her.

"W-what are you?" She asked.

"Me? I would usually call myself a ninja, but since I'm no longer in my world, I guess you could call me a demon. Why do you think my name is 'Akuma'?" You replied, dropping her to the ground.

"Really, you're so mean! What's so bad about complimenting someone's eyes? Geez! You're like Jumin and Eren's like Elizabeth 3rd!" You whined, your personality taking a 360 degree turn. Some of them even were shell shocked at how fast your mood changed. (Yes, I play Mystic Messenger. Am I cool yet?)

"Miss Akuma, I have a few questions for you." Erwin said, walking behind you. You turned around and looked at his face.

"How tall are you?" You asked suddenly.

"188 cm?" He replied curiously. (6'2)

"Fuck you."

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"How did you come here?" Erwin asked you. Him as well as Hanji, Levi, and Mike were in his office.

"I don't really know. I just woke up in your training forest and BAM! I'm here. Be blessed, bitches." You replied with a shrug.

"Now, exactly what are capable of?" He asked.