YOU GET IT NARUTURD!

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Quote ^: I'm not gonna run away, I never go back on my word! That's my ninja way!

AS I SAID BEFORE, I CAN'T DO FIGHT SCENES, SO YEAH

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You had been buried under the sand for God-knows how long, but you were beginning to miss being in the outside world.

'Pfft, yeah right, fuck the world.' You thought. You sighed and exploded your way out of the sand, only to realize no one's there.

"Fuck."

That's what you get for being an idiot!!

'Shut up already!!! I couldn't resist!"

You're such a kid...

'AND YOU'RE A PHOENIX!'

NO FUCKING SHIT!

G-guys...

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You ran to the battlefield where the Fourth Division was fighting the Mizukage. You saw that the Mizukage was still going and fine. Gaara and old man Onoki was there too.

"OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!" Your scream made them all turn their heads to you. Even the Mizukage, Gaara, and Onoki.

"WHY THE FUCK HE IS STILL STANDING THERE?!?!?!?!?!?! GO GET THE DAMN CLAM THAT'S SITTING OVER THERE, YOU MORONS!!!" You yelled while pointing over to a pillar of rock.

"W-what do you mean?" One of the ninja asked you. Several irk marks appeared on your head as your hair started to float and divide.

"It means." You hissed.

"IT MEANS YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS THAT DON'T KNOW LEFT FROM FUCKING RIGHT!!!!! THERE IS SAND FLOATING IN THE DAMN SHAPE OF THE DAMN CLAN YOU DUMBASSES!!!" You screamed while throwing your sword at the pillar

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"IT MEANS YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS THAT DON'T KNOW LEFT FROM FUCKING RIGHT!!!!! THERE IS SAND FLOATING IN THE DAMN SHAPE OF THE DAMN CLAN YOU DUMBASSES!!!" You screamed while throwing your sword at the pillar. It landed on the clam, revealing it. Onoki tried to use Particle Style, but he was out of chakra.

"YOU INCOMPETENT MORONS!!!!" You screamed while launching yourself towards the clam and reeling your arm back.

"TAKE THIS YOU GIANT CLAM BITCH!!" You screamed while punching it will all of your might. The clam cracked apart before disappearing, making the Genjutsu wear off. You growled, your hair floating and your eyes just blazing black and red. All of a sudden, you felt this spike of Wind Chakra.

'Naruto?' You thought. You immediately calmed down.

"Yo Gaara! Is Naruto here?" You called up to the red head. He nodded.

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