Scroll 3: Life or Death? |Naruto Shippuden| |Reader Insert|

🖤🔶HALLOWEEN SPECIAL🖤🔶

"ALRIGHT, IT'S HALLOWEEN YOU PUMPKIN FUCKERS, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!" You screamed through a megaphone.

"No?" Kiba replied.

"IT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR TRICK OR TREATING!!!!" You announced.

"Aren't we too old—"?

"NO!!!" You shouted, shutting Shikamaru up.

"WHY THE SHIT WOULD WE EVER TURN DOWN FREE CANDY?!" You screamed again.

"They're drugs?"

"They're out of date?"

"They're disgusting?"

"ALRIGHT!!!" You shouted.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET'S JUST DO IT ALREADY YOU SHIT EATERS!"

"I thought we were eating candy?"

"What?"

"OH SHIT RUN!"
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Naruto dressed up as a fox, Sakura as a flower, Ino as a cat, Choji as a bag of chips, Kiba as a dog, Akamaru as a wolf, Sai as a tiger, Shino as a beetle, Hinata as lion, Neji as a samurai, Tenten as a bear, you as a (costume), and Shikamaru didn't dress up.

"You asswipe, where is your costume?!" Your eyebrow twitched.

"-sigh- it's fine. I'll just go with you like this. It's too much work." He lazily replied. You growled and turned around towards the group.

"Alright! Whoever gets more candy ends up with me at the end of the story!!" You exclaimed. There was a moment of silence before everyone zipped away and rapid knocking was heard.

Uhhhhh Hime? You know there's going to be alternative endings, right?

This isn't some Mystic Messenger shit where you restart the game and make everyone forget your relationship with everyone...

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'How dare you...'

You trotted up to one of the houses and calmly knocked on the wooden door. When the door opened a grumpy looking man answered.

"Eyyyyyy, trick or treat!" You coolly said. He just grunted and slammed the door shut, but before the door completely closed, you intercepted it with your foot. You then roundhouse kicked the door so hard that it slammed and cracked the wall behind it.

"I said trick or treat you son of a fuck." You hissed, your hair floating. He shrieked before taking cover behind his couch and pointing towards a bowl of candy lying next to you. You reached over and grabbed a few.

"Thank you mister!" You called out happily, running out of his house. When you hopped off the stairs, you heard a familiar voice...

"Y/N-CHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!" He shrieked before he glomped on you.

"What is it, Naruto?" You asked, not amused and also trying to hold his weight.

"T-there's a-a-a g-ghost!!!" He screeched. Your eyebrow rose.

"Ghost? Where?" You asked. He pointed down to a road that was covered in fog and spooky lights.

"-sigh- let The Conjuring begin..." You muttered, dropping Naruto on the ground and walking past him.

"W-wait!" He cried before latching onto you and walking behind you cautiously, looking all around.

"Weird. I don't remember Konoha having any abandoned streets..." You said. You heard chattering and turned your head to see Naruto bitting his fingernails off. You rolled your eyes.

"Let's go." You said while grabbing the scruff of his collar and dragging him along with you. Out of the corner of Naruto's eyes he saw a black shadowy figure move behind the buildings, causing his grip on your to tighten.

"Y-Y-Y/n-chan... I s-saw something..." His nervous voice said.

"Calm down, will ya? For fucks sake." You grumbled. There was a whoosh and you both snapped your heads to the left, looking down an alleyway. You two looked at each other before gingerly walking closer to the darkened place. Suddenly, a horde of bats came bursting out of the dark.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Naruto screeched, wrapping both of his legs and arms around your torso.

"Naruto... they're just harmless bats." You deadpanned.

"B-but they suck your blood! Then you turn into a vampire!" He cried.

"Naruto, that's a lie." You replied while stiffly turning around since he's still latched onto you. You walked further down the street with Naruto strapped around you. Suddenly, as if the wind was speaking, you both heard soft whispers, both male and female, voices.

"W-what is that???" Naruto shakily asked.

"How should I know, dumbass? Now shut it!" You hissed. You continued to walk as the whispers began to grow louder and louder. Naruto tightened his hold on you, practically suffocating you. When you got to a dead end, you turned around and noticed the surrounding area become shrouded by blackened mist. The whispers and murmurs grew closer and louder until they were only a few feet in front of you.

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"BOO!!!!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Naruto screamed as he accidentally let go of you and fell back onto his ass.

"What the fuuUUUUCK WAS THAT BULLSHIT YO?!?!" You screamed at the Konoha Shinobi.

"WHAT'RE YOU FUCKING JONIN'S EVEN DOING WITH YOUR LIVES?!?!?! YOU EVEN GOT OLD LADY TSUNADE IN THIS TOO!!!" You screamed at them.

"How else were we to pull this off? We needed the help of skilled ninja. And it seems we were successful." Shikamaru replied, rather smugly.

"Seriously Shikamaru! You didn't have to go this far!" Naruto whined while sitting up.

"Heh. We figured you two would be the easiest to get." He replied with a smirk. You growled at them, but it soon faded away when all of you heard a chilling voice.

"Wait. This is all of us, right? No one else was assigned anything." Choji said.

'Get out.'

The lower sounding female voice said. The group of you slowly turned around and saw a hideous, yet terrifying apparition of a woman with long black hair that turned transparent, a long white nightgown with blood splatters, a bashed up face with long, sharp teeth that were misplaced everywhere in her mouth, and green eyes.

'GET OUT!!!!!'

All of them shrieked and immediately ran away, leaving you alone with the murderous ghost. However, you snorted and held out your hand for a fist bump.

"We totally got em." You said as the ghost flew down and fist bumped you, taking off the mask.

"That was enjoyable."

It was just Loki cross dressing again.

"Let's do it again next year. Maybe with more blood." You said to him and you both started walking down the trail back to the bright and lively part of Konoha.

"We should. I already have an idea." He said with a snicker and both of you disappeared into the mist, missing the glowing green eyes watching you...

Ja ne!

Happy Halloween!

  {Ruby Red}