KAISOO ONESHOTS

SHUT UP!

Author: MistyNini
Description: Kyungsoo just wanted to shut up that horrible singer upstairs.

He shut him up alright, although not in any way he thought he would.

Word Count: 2.1k
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Kyungsoo can't take it anymore. He was determined to shut up the freak who had been singing non stop since he moved into his new apartment last week, not to mention the guy was an absolute horrible singer , his voice was all pitchy and the English lyrics he muttered made no sense, at all. Shutting the novel he was trying to read, Kyungsoo slip his feet into his fluffy bunny loafers, he can't help that he was extremely obsessed with cute things. Pushing his pink round glasses up and putting on his pororo T Shirt, Kyungsoo got himself ready to face that faceless horrible, horrible singer.

The first night he moved in, he heard the guy sing 'Secret Love Song' by Little Mix and he didn't think such a beautiful song deserved to be raped in such a harsh way. He thought nothing could be worse, of course he was proved wrong. The same guy's rendition of Pillow Talk was terrifying, not only was he getting the lyrics all wrong, he was also giving adlibs making him sound like a dying whale. The third night, Kyungsoo dug his pillow in his ears trying to get rid of the awful voice singing All Of Me. Seriously, the guy should stop with the English songs, he clearly don't know what English even sounds like and Kyungsoo certainly did not want to hear someone moaning the whole song again, John Legend would've been furious and would even regret putting out the song for the public to listen, if ever he heard this guy sing his song.

Miraculously, Kyungsoo's wish came true. The fourth night, Kyungsoo heard Korean. It was not that the guy suddenly got good in singing, oh no, certainly not, but Kyungsoo listened intently trying to figure out just what in the world the guy was singing. Was that trot I heard? Perhaps Hong Jinyoung's Battery?? How was it possible that the guy managed to make an RNB song sound like trot...? Kyungsoo only knew it was Dean's I love It once he heard the voice of the actual singer played by the guy after he sang. Kyungsoo was appalled. 

The fifth night, Kyungsoo dropped a whole plate of meatballs when sudden screams invaded his eardrums. What the fuck??! Screamos? Really? What music genre exactly is this guy into. Unwillingly, Kyungsoo was forced to again listen to Exo's Mama, hey.. at least it wasn't all screaming fortunately. The next night Kyungsoo had a visitor over, his sister and his fiance were over having dinner . It was when they were sipping on wine and chatting that they heard it. 

'Yea....yeah yeah yeaaahhh....thisiz ma propelanterllll...terr me what is louuu...'

"Is that...Isn't that your song?", his sister asked, shortly after which she and her fiance burst into a fit of laughter. "That is the best cover so far!!" she'd say.

Never had he been so humiliated in his whole career as a singer - songwriter. That guy not only raped his song, he also murdered it, and Kyungsoo was not okay. He had so beautifully composed it with all his heart and soul, it even topped the charts for several weeks the past months, only to be butchered by that guy. Now, his own voice was drowned by that guy's awful voice in his head all day the next day. And now, as he heard the guy sing Akdong Musician's Re-Bye, he knew he had to put a stop to it, even if its just for the sake of the singers he had been imitating.

Following the voice, Kyungsoo walk down the hallway and up to the next floor. He saw a guy with earmuffs coming out from one of the rooms, perhaps the guy's roommate? Stopping the guy, Kyungsoo asked him in which room the guy who sang live.

"I'm sorry, what did you say?", the guy asked, taking off his earmuffs.

"That guy, the guy who sing. Which room is he in?", Kyungsoo asked.