Author: b2tifulconstellation
Description: Little Red Riding Hood, so small, fair, and sweet,
watch your step in the woods,
who knows what beast you will meet?
Keep your eyes wide open as you traipse through the trees;
be careful, be cautious,
because not everything is as it seems.
Rumors say there’s wolf,
big and bad as can be.
He’s hungry, he’s starving,
and don’t you look like a treat.
Warnings!: knotting, rimming, failure usage of iconic fairytales
Word Count: 7.3k
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"You’re probably thinking 'Will that dirty wolf guy eat me in the end?'
Well no, that’s not it, it’s just that I have fallen in love."
~oOo0oOo0oOo~
(Once upon a time, in a peaceful village in the East, there lived a beautiful young boy with a heart-shaped smile that could light up anyone's day. He was rarely ever seen without his signature red cloak, a gift from his beloved grandmother.)
“Sehun.”
A mumble.
“Sehun.”
A grumble.
“Sehun.”
A snore.
“Oh Sehun, I swear to God if you do not wake up right this instant, I will make sure you will never be able to attempt to procreate with Luhan again.”
And another snore.
“…You’re asking for it.”
Kick.
“FUCK HYUNG WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!”
“Your wake-up call.”
~oOo0oOo0oOo~
“What was that screaming just now?” Kyungsoo’s mother asked as her son and her nephew came traipsing down the stairs, aforementioned nephew clutching at his crotch with a very pained expression on his face.
“Kyungsoo is a dick,” Sehun muttered under his breath, glaring balefully at his deceptively innocent-looking cousin.
“I believe you mean ‘Kyungsoo has a dick’, and you won’t have one for much longer if I have to keep being your personal alarm clock,” Kyungsoo answered in equal volume, smirking as Sehun pretended to face-plant into the table as he sat down.
“Ugh, fine. Truce?”
“Okay,” Kyungsoo laughed as he began spooning some eggs into his younger cousin’s plate. “Sorry about kicking you where the sun never shines, but I didn’t think you’d wake up any other way.”
“Touché,” Sehun grinned as he took a large mouthful, chewing loudly. “Next time try a bucket of cold water, though. I don’t think my family jewels can take another hit like that.” He winced. “I think I can feel bruising.”
Kyungsoo rolled his eyes as he walked back to the stove, where his mother was stirring a delicious-smelling soup. “Need any help, umma?” he asked, rubbing her back gently. His mother laughed.
“Soo, you already woke up at an ungodly hour to make food for your grandmother and cook a majority of breakfast. Stop looking for stuff to do,” she said teasingly, bopping her son playfully on the nose with her finger. “Besides, you’re leaving to visit halmeoni today, and you know it’s a pretty long journey to take on foot. Are you sure you don’t want to ask Yifan for one of his horses?”
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