RWBY react to Storyteller

Boomers

The team woke up like normal as they go eat breakfast and go to classes. Port and Oobeck could not teach because it's only three weeks till the tournament. So Glynda only have one on one matches. After a long day they finish made it to their room. Ruby was the first to notice the screen. With a grin on her face, she push all of the chairs in front of the TV and press play.

Boomers & Vault 34

*A hand gun fires a pullet with ShaddyCast in grad, and shatter "THE WASTELAND SURVIVAL GUIDE"*

"Shit, why didn't you tell us Season 2 is on." Yang said, as she and the rest of their team sit down.

*A strange camera is looking at Storyteller*

"Now testing Eyebot Documentary Narrative Assistant. Say hello ED-NA. Begin recording ED-NA. You and I have a Wasteland to explore. Damn it. The red light isn't on. Oh, there isn't one. Well. Wasteland Survival Guide; Volume One." Storyteller said.

Ruby laugh at the red light joke, she use to do that with Yang when they were pre-teens.

*Gun Runners shop to a Vault 34 pointing his gun at another*

They say an armed society is a polite society. If that's true, then Vault 34 had to be the most polite place on Earth. Back in 2077 when the bombs fell, the folks at Vault-tc wanted to see what happens when far too many people got squeezed into tight quarters with way too many guns. Vault 34 was the petri dish for that experiment and, after keeping people cooped up in there for a century, the place turned into powder keg of paranoia, over-population, and high-explosive etiquette.

"All a recipe for disaster." Weiss said remembering the time Ruby, Yang and Nora was trap in a hole for three hours. (Let's just say it did not end well.)

*Storyteller walking in front of New Vegas*

"Hello, Vegas!" Yang yelled.

"I'm outside the entrance to the vault. It's a ways East of New Vegas, in an inhospitable spot in the hills. Has a truckload of atomic waste parked right in front, and the only thing that dares to come near are the geckos. They won't be a problem though." Storyteller tells the camera

"Look out!" Blake yelled.

* Four geckos run behind Storyteller. He then start firing at the geckos*

"Now that's bad ass." Yang said.

*Storyteller walking inside a cave*

"The radiation levels are lethal inside and out, so virtually no one has ventured inside and the last people to leave did so over fifty years ago." Storyteller said.

"Okay, now come the Boomers." Ruby said smiling.

*Inside the Vault to the pool*

Inside the vault is nothing but feral ghouls and radioactive water. Most of the computer records are damaged, but before the Overseer ghoulified, he left behind written journals of what happened. Vault 34 seemed like it would be a great place to wait out the apocalypse; Vault-tec had equipped it with extravagant recreational and fitness centers. Much more elaborate than other vaults. But making room for that full-sized swimming pool meant removing of the living quarters.

"Wait, I thought he said this was a weapons test not a fitness test." Ruby said.

*Vault 101 security to two ghouls at an armry*

Every Vault came with a small stockpile of weapons for a security team. They had to keep the peace among a thousand people who were cooped up together for anywhere from ten to two-hundred years. Most of them only had a handful of small arms, but Vault 34 got the sort of arsenal that could have turned the tide at the Battle of Anchorage. Grenade launchers, missiles, prototype energy weapons - not the sort of thing you'd want to use in the confined space of a vault - and nary a lock in sight.