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Soda Trilogy part 2

After Winter order the pizza and drinks, everyone decide too go use the bathroom. Everyone goes to their seats. Winter and Weiss sit on Weiss's bed. Yang press played.

The Storyteller: FALLOUT S2 E12 - Nuka-Cola

*The Sunset Factory*

"Back where it started." Yang said.

*What happen the last episode*

"I've been tracking you down. From one end of the Mojave to the other. From Zion to the Long 15 and now... Now you're going to tell me EVERYTHING about Nuka Cola!" Soda said.

*Now back to the full episode*

"What is it made of? Where does it come from? Why is it so delicious and REFRESHING? Why can't I stop drinking it? And most importantly... WHY DOES MY PEE GLOW IN THE DARK when I drink that blue soda?" Soda said.

"It does what?" The Schnee sister said in unison.

"Gross, gross, gross." Ruby reaped.

*Soda load his weapon ready*

"Start talking." Soda said.

"Hey, cool it." Yang said.

"Glow in the dark urine, halitosis, "mild" irritability. Yup, I've seen these symptoms before." Storyteller.

"You have!" Everyone yelled.

"Son, I'm afraid you got yourself addicted to Nuka-Cola Quantum." Storyteller.

'Gasp' Soda.

Everyone Gasp. "Wait, What that?"

"The regular Nuka-Cola is mighty habit-forming, but that Quantum is bad stuff, and you aren't only one who's developed a hankering for it. Folk all over the wasteland are "Chasing The Blue Fairy", as they say." Storyteller.

"So there like chems." Blake said.

"What's are chems?" Ruby ask.

"Well tell you later." Yang said.

"Unfortunately for you, Nuka-Cola Quantum is awful hard to come in these parts." Storyteller.

"That should be good." Penny said.

*Nuka-Cola factory to Junkie in a market*

The company that made it is based on the East Coast, just outside of DC, and Quantum was only released in local test markets. It was an extremely rare collectible even before the war, and Nuka Junkies have been hunting down every last bottle for two hundred years.

"Weirdos." Yang said.

*Enemty bottles to glowing outhouse*

The original Nuka-Cola formula used a secret blend of 17 fruit juices. Quantum has 18 but it ain't the pomegranate juice that gives it that glow, it's a radioactive isotope with a half-life so long that there'll be glowing outhouses all over the wasteland for a thousand years.

"What!" Everyone yelled.

"How did that even past the health care system?" Weiss said.

Nuka-Cola always had highly addictive properties - even before they added two scoops of strontium.

*Nuka-Cola machine to Bradberton at his desk*

It's not just the refreshing taste that put a Nuka-Cola machine on every corner in every town on the continent. Nope, it was all thanks to the ruthless business tactics of mister John-Caleb Bradberton, and his concoction of habit-forming chemicals.

Winter and Weiss understood what's going on.

*The founding of Nuka-Cola to family watching tv*

Bradberton founded the company in 2044, just thirty years before the war, but by the time the bombs fell, his soda pop had become a ubiquitous part of American culture.