RWBY react to Storyteller

Three Dog

The Storyteller: FALLOUT S2 E15 - Three Dog ft. Erik Todd Dellums

*Storyteller looking at Edna*

[Hellooo Mojave Wasteland! Bow wow wow. Sounds like someone FINALLY said the magic words that activate my eyebot's little subroutine.] Three Dog.

*Three Dog to some Scribes upload Edna*

Now, before you go bombarding the great and powerful Three Dog with questions, you gotta know, this is just a recording.

"Did he said his name is Three Dog?" Blake ask, everyone nodded. "That's the weirdest name ever. Of all time."

"Maybe its a nickname." Ruby said.

I made a bunch of audio logs about things out here in the Capital wasteland, and had the Brotherhood Scribes upload them into ED-NA. You say one of the key phrases and-

*Back with Storyteller listening Three Dog*

[your reward is hearing my golden voice pour out of ED-NA's speakers, like electric honey. Oh la a.] Three Dog.

Blake thought of a scene in her book Ninja's of Love.

[That is assuming this eyebot actually makes it out West, and this isn't playing from inside some deathclaw's stomach.] Three Dog.

"I thought Storyteller said nothing eats a eyebot." Ruby said

"Actually he said he never heard of anything eating a eyebot." Weiss said.

"ED-NA, you've been keeping secrets from me. And here I thought we told each other everything." Storyteller said a little upset.

"Why are you upset?" Weiss ask.

"Yeah, its not like you two are dating..." Yang stop as she blush. Everyone turn to her with rosily checks. "Man, they have to be lonely to do that."

'Sad beep' Edna.

"So- what are these "key phrases"?" Storyteller.

[I bet you're wondering what these "key phrases" are.] Three Dog.

"Yes, please." Ruby said.

*Three Dog*

Not so fast, Mysterious Storyteller! You're gonna have to earn it - and I don't mean caps. You gotta spread the word about the Good Fight,

"The Good Fight?" Blake said.

*Back with Edna*

[so you're gonna drag this eyebot around with you, telling tales about the Capital Wasteland until you say one of my key phrases, then you get to hear... Duh duh duh dunnn! The Secret Gospel of Three Dog. But I'll give you a hint.] Three Dog.

"Thanks." Everyone said smiling.

[One of the magic words is the name of my radio station...] Three Dog.

"Damn it." Everyone muter.

"Oh, well that's easy one... Galactic Records." Storyteller.

'Confused beep' Edna.

"Not it." Yang said.

"No wait, that's not it... Galaxy News Radio." Storyteller.

[Welcome back, chiiildren.]

"Is he like those radio degas?" Ruby ask.

"Maybe." Blake said.

*Three Dog*

You're listening to Galaxy News Radio! The heart and soul of the capi-toul for over ten years. Man, I never thought I'd make it this long without being eaten by a Super Mutant.