RWBY react to Storyteller

Soda Trilogy part 3

"Pizza!" Everyone yells. Winter went to the door and paid for the pizza.

"Okay lets eat and watch." Ruby said as she grab her slices. But before they could press play, someone was banging on their door. "Whose that?"

"I'll get it." Penny said, as she march to the door. "Hello?"

"Hey, keep it down!" Cardin yelled. Which made everyone walk to the door.

"What was that?" Yang ask angry.

"Shit man." Sky said as he and everyone runs.

'Dick.' Yang thought.

The Storyteller: FALLOUT S2 E13 - Sunset Sarsaparilla

*What happen last episode*

"You know more about Quantum soda than you're letting on! Tell me everything about Senset Sarsparilla - Or none of us are getting out of here alive!" Soda.

*Now back to the full episode*

"Well, Old Festus here-" Storyteller.

"Howdy Pardner!" Festus.

"He'll tell ya that the Sunset Sarasaparilla company was founded by a humble saloon keeper who wanted to create a new beverage that let the people of the West drink something other than Nuka-Cola-" Storyteller.

"Sounds like the Store Guy that works everywhere." Yang said.

"Yeah, but has anyone else notice he devour are pizza?" Winter said, which made everyone start thinking.

"Wait! Why would they want anything besides the most delicious... refreshing... satisfying beverage ever created? It's the best!" Soda.

"You need some help." Ruby say being creep out.

"Uh... they just did." Storyteller.

*A saloon to some Sunset Sarasaparilla on the sheavel*

So the saloon keeper made a deal witha mysterious stranger to brew a secret recipe, that had been in the stranger's family for generations. But only if the saloon keeper would allow his mysterious benefactor to sample a bottle every now and then, just to make sure the recipe was being followed.

"That make sense." Weiss said.

And that's why some of their bottle caps have a little blue star on the inside.

"Ugh! That's gross. Some guy took a sip out of a bottle, and then put the cap back on, and they still sell it?"

"Okay, that is gross." Blake said, even though she eat rats when she was a little kitten.

"The fine makers of Nuka-Cola Quantum would have never done that!"

"Yeah, but they poison them." Weiss said, remember what redaction does.

*Bored meeting to a open bottle on a table*

Yeah, Sunset Sarasaparilla's marking department didn't seem too bright. But that story is hogwash, anyway.

"They sound stupid." Weiss said.

There really are glowing lone stars on the inside of some sarsaparilla bottlecaps, but no one knows why. Festus tells folk that if you collect fifty of them and bring them here, you'll get a special prize, and folk have done horrible things to get more of 'em.

"That sounds terrible." Penny said.

*A women kills a man and taking his blue stars.*

They kill and steal and betray each other, all in the name of some mysterious treasure.