RWBY react to Storyteller

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The Storyteller: FALLOUT S3 E18 - Pullout

*Jr.'s car go past a sign with blood on it*

"Okay, that's gross. Even for a wasteland." Ruby said.

"Looks like the Luddites want us to know we're on their turf now... anyway, where was I?" Storyteller.

"Weren't you already in luddite turf?" Yang ask.

*Inside Jr.'s car*

"Oh yeah, I think I was going to tell you about the talking molerat who had a fondness for cheese-flavored snacks." Storyteller.

"Didn't we already knew what happen?" Blake ask.

"Come on Storyteller. That's the second time you've tried to convince me that molerats can talk." Jr.

"No. Not all. Just that one." Weiss said.

"He tried to get me to believe he knew a guy with a tree growing out of his head." Tanner.

"He's just as real as you." Yang said.

"Ah yes, Harold, he was in Gecko at the same time as the talking molerat. And it was just a little stick growing out of his head back then." Storyteller.

"Right, then he goes east and then became a tree. He then meet Three-Dog and the Storyteller." Yang said.

{Stick? Did he ever throw the stick? I will chase the stick.} Daisy.

"Sounds like Zwei, even with out the stick." Ruby said smiling.

"But she don't have legs." Blake said.

'Beep' Edna.

"ED-NA would like to point out that you don't have legs." Storyteller.

"Thank you, Edna. Glad we agree." Blake smiled. Which is now weirding her teammates out. First she didn't like Zwei, no she does. Then she was sure about Edna, now she likes her.

{ED-NA's a bitch.} Daisy.

Blake hiss at Daisy, because in turn, Daisy called Blake a bitch too.

'Angry beep' Edna.

*The team stop to make camp*

"Wait. A week ago you told me that Harold lived in The Den, back when The Vault Dweller went there looking for a water chip." Tanner.

"That was like what, over 50 years? He could have travel during that time." Yang said.

"People move around. Harold more than most. Long life due to mutation usually means you meet a lot of people, and Harold is very very old." Storyteller.

"Yeah, he was alive before the war." Yang said.

{I am told I will live for a long time as well. Sigh. I will miss you all when you are gone.} Daisy.

That got RWY a little said, but made Blake narrow her eyes.

"Woah, that's a pretty dark thought girl." Tanner.

"No kidding." Yang said.

*Edna shots a the campfire*

'Satisfied beep' Edna.

"Well down Edna!" Ruby cheered.

*Jr. clap for Edna*

{I am a disembodied brain with an onboard AI programmed to kill. "Dark thoughts" are kind of what I do.} Daisy.

Everyone look at their weapons. All think of what would happen if their weapons were alive. Then they all throw it in the back of their minds.

{For instance, judging by Junior's old age and high-risk lifestyle, I estimate that he will expire in approximately 5.7 years.} Daisy.