Sebastian: *walks into room, then turns on light*
Everyone: *jumps up* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEBASTIAANNNNN!!!!
Sebastian: !!!
Mey-rin: *fumbles* We m-made you a cake! *blushes*
Finny: *smiles* And I got you a present!
Bard: *holds up flamethrower* I'll light the candles!
Tanaka: *blows on tea* Ho Ho Ho....
Sebastian: *looks at Ciel*
Ciel: *looks at Sebastian*
Sebastian:...
Ciel:...
Sebastian:...
Everyone:...
Ciel: *throws up hands* FINE!!
Sebastian: *runs outside, a huge smile on his face*
Ciel: oh no... =___=
...
(The next day...)
New Reporter: And today's top story: when a postman tried to enter the Phantomhive manor, he was flooded by a wave of stray cats running out of the building. Witnesses reported last night hearings of multiple squeals and uncontrollable sneezes, but police were too skeptical to investigate. We have yet to hear of any survivors of this tragic event. More information to come at noon.
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Black Butler CRACK~
Fanfiction(Has gotten ranked #152 in humor!) I created almost all of these myself from scratch, so I'm quite proud. PLEASE DO NOT COPY!!!!!! Read. I promise you that you will regret it. But in the best way~
