Black Butler CRACK~

Ultimate Rap Battle: Part Two

//In a AU where Ciel, Sebastian, and the Phantomhive servants are a chill squad of rappers and their rivals are the Shinigami squad: Grell, Ronald, William, and Undertaker. And everyone has rapper nicknames as well. We left off as Ronald just got 1-uped by *ahem* "Finny the Kitty"//

////As a side note, the rap battle parts are bolded. Be sure you begin to read them at the beginning of a new beat for the most enjoyable and comprehensive understanding of them. And if I were you, I would also start the music as soon as I begin reading, so you also have background music ^^////

Killin' Em Spears: *glares through glasses, yellow-green eyes burning into Finny the Kitty's soul* Prepare yourself, human. For you are about to become ashes beneath the fires of my roast.

Finny the Kitty: *doesn't know what to say*（。々°)... *strikes a not-very-convincing-bold pose* Try your best, you-you- butt!! *looks around proudly*

PhantomJive Squad: *slowly blinks at Finny, then shakes head*

Killin' Em Spears: *snaps fingers* I'll begin. *cracks neck* Turn the beat up.

I can't believe that

I'm wasting my time

On human garbage like you

and some demon? It's a crime

I actually have important things to do

You wouldn't get it

None of you have the IQ 

needed for a work permit.

All you seem to do, all the time,

Is get in my way

And I believe that I have shown you 

That's a very dangerous game.

As someone who collects

the dead as a profession

I wouldn't be talking "smack"

Or trying to mess with 'em

And for you, little boy

or are you a girl?

I can't really tell but I know

You work for the Earl

If I were you, I would

run while you can

Before I bring out my weapon

and we'll see who's the real man

I'll get out my Death Synthe

and you have my word

You're lifeless body will writhe

and a slow death won't be offered.

PhantomJive: 2

Shinigami Squad: 3

Finny the Kitty: *frozen*...

Undertaker-Dog: Kekekekekekeh~!!

CielPhantomJive: *sighs* SwaggyBastian, escort Finny the Kitty out of the Seven-Eleven. He has been roasted and has gone into pediatric sepsis shock.

SwaggyBastian: Very well. *picks up the KOed Finny the Kitty and walks out of the building*

GrellSutdiss: *hugs William around the neck* Nice goin', Babe~!

Killin' Em Spears: *whacks Grell in the face with his Death Synthe* Shut your mouth and don't call me anything unprofessional. Touch me again and you will lose an arm..

GrellSutdiss: *wipes bloody nose off with sleeve* Worth ittttt~<3

MeySin: May I go and tell this man what for, yes? *looks to CielPhantomJive for approval*

CielPhantomJive: *smirks* Very well... Begin~

///TO BE CONTINUED!!///

///Follow, rate, and comment for more~!!///