Ash: Ayeeee
Misty: What? Oh, Ash?😐
Ash: How u doing, guuurl?😏😆
Brock: Oh, hey guys!
Misty: Ash, how did you get this number? I blocked you and changed my number, like, seven times.😐
Ash: Gurl, you have no idea wat info u can get if u trade Pikachu meat on the black market, know wat im sayin?😎
Misty: OMG 😨😰😱
Brock: Umm who else is on this chat?
Misty: I'm going to be sick😳
Ash: he was getting old anyways. And he always stole my merchandise popularity.😡
Brock: wait what r we talking about??😶
Ash: The fur was the most valuable. It was rly soft. I made it into a hat =)😎
Brock: gotta scroll up...
Brock: oh god no I'm out.
Misty: ... I just got sick.😓😓
Ash: Pikachu meat is good for a upset stomach btw😀
Misty: oh god there goes breakfast too
Brock: I'm so glad I left when I did
Ash: ur just jealous cause u don't have Pikachu meat =3=
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Black Butler CRACK~
Fanfiction(Has gotten ranked #152 in humor!) I created almost all of these myself from scratch, so I'm quite proud. PLEASE DO NOT COPY!!!!!! Read. I promise you that you will regret it. But in the best way~
