SEBASTIAN
Sebastian: *walks in*
Me: OMG HIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!
Sebastian: Oh... Hello?
Me: AHHHHHHHH OMG BROOO AHHHH!!! *passes out*
Sebastian: ...Well then.
CIEL
Ciel: *sips tea*
ME: * peeks head through the door* Oh, hi Ciel!
Ciel: *squints* Who the heck are you?
Me: Hey Ciel. Ciel. Ciel. Ciel. Ciel-
Ciel: *annoyed* What?!
Me: *Why did the teabag get in trouble?
Ciel: *sighs* Fine. Why?
Me: Because it was acting naughTEA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! *runs away*
Ciel: Woooooow...
GRELL
Grell: *brushing his hair in a mirror, singing* Don't you wish your girlfriend was HOT LIKE MEEE?
Me: *cautiously* Hey, can I come in?
Grell: *shrugs, still brushing his hair* Sure, but don't touch my hair stuff.
Me: *enters slowly* Are you gonna kill me?
Grell: Nah. *gestures to snazzy new clothes* These are new clothes. I don't wanna make them get stained. *throws long hair over shoulder*
Me: *eyes dilate* Can I do your hair?
Grell: *turns around and gasps* Can I do yours?!
Both: *together* MINIIII BRIAAAADD TRAAAAAIIIINNN!!!!
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Black Butler CRACK~
Fanfiction(Has gotten ranked #152 in humor!) I created almost all of these myself from scratch, so I'm quite proud. PLEASE DO NOT COPY!!!!!! Read. I promise you that you will regret it. But in the best way~
