Ciel: *looks around the pokelab* What the-?! Where am I?
Professor Oak: Hello there! *walks up to Ciel, who looks like he is at a loss* I'm Professor Oak!
Ciel: *clear throat* Yes, well, can you tell me-
Professor Oak: *keeps talking* What's your name?
Ciel: Um, Ciel? But I really-
Professor Oak: Seal? Are you sure that's right?
Ciel: *getting annoyed* Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know my own name, but just-
Professor Oak: *keeps going on* Okay! Hello, Ciel!
Ciel: =__= Yeah, hi. Look, I need to know-
Professor Oak: Now tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Ciel: *really getting POed* Haha. That's so funny.
Professor Oak: A girl? Are you sure that's right?
Ciel: Oh my god, I AM OBVIOUSLY A BOY!!
Professor Oak: Okay! I'd like you to meet my grandson! *stops* Uh.... Uhhhh... I forgot his name. Can you remind me?
Ciel: Oh my god, I've never met him before! How should I know?
Professor Oak: How Should I Know? Are you sure that's-
Ciel: UGHHHHHHH!!! *snatches a pokeball out the table* That's it. I'm leaving. See you later, Grandpa. If I was you I'd check and see if all your brain cells are dead, because they obviously are.
Grandson: *looks at Ciel as he leaves, then turned to Professor Oak* You forgot my name again, didn't you?
Professor Oak: Whhaaat? Psssshh... Noooooooo...
Grandson: I hate my family =__=
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Black Butler CRACK~
Fanfiction(Has gotten ranked #152 in humor!) I created almost all of these myself from scratch, so I'm quite proud. PLEASE DO NOT COPY!!!!!! Read. I promise you that you will regret it. But in the best way~
