WHO WOULD YOU WANT AS A TEACHERRRRR???
GRELL
Mr. Sutcliff: *bats eyelashes at the class as he enters the room* Hello, students! I'm Mr. Sutcliff, your theatrical teacher. Welcome to DRAMA class! *twirls around* We are going to to learn the wonders...Of ROMAAAAANCE!!!!
Kids: *stutter* R-Romance? But we're only seven!
Little Girl: *starts crying* I'm only six and a half!
Mr. Sutcliff: *shushes them* shhshhshhhshh... You can never learn too young.
Little boy: *pauses, then shrugs* Okay, so what is we gonna do?
Mr. Sutcliff: We are doing my own perspective on Romeo and Juliet!! *claps hands* Now, let's pick our characters!! *looks around* Let'ssss seeeeee...
Little Girl: *raises hand* Ooo, Juliet! I wanna be Juliet!!
Mr. Sutcliff: *wrinkles nose* No no no... *pokes Little Boy's nose* You can be Juliet!!
Little Boy: What?! Why?!?
Me. Sutcliff: *ignores* And this little guy can be Romeo!
Little Guy: *eyes widen* Why is Timmy Juliet? I don't wanna be Romeo if I have to hug Timmy!
Timmy: Yeah, me too!!
Mr. Sutcliff: *slowly raises chainsaw* What did you say?
Timmy and Little Guy: Umm... *eyes the blade* Nothing?
Mr. Sutcliff: *beams* Then on with the show!! *twirls*
Kids: *terrified for multiple reasons*
VS
UNDERTAKER
Mr. Undertaker: *drags a large trash bag across the floor, entering a full second-grade classroom, beaming* Hello, short children! I'm the Undertaker, but your grumpy principal wants you to call me Mr. Undertaker. I'm your pre-biology teacher! *heaves the bag on the teacher's desk, knocking everything off of it*
Susie: *raises hand* My mom said that biology is a waste of time.
Mr. Undertaker: *laughs* Then your mother must have missed the beauty of the human body! *unties bag* Now who would likes a fun, hands-on experience?
Kids: Yaaaayyy!!!
Mr. Undertaker: *removes corpse from bag* Alrighty, my little ones! Let's dissect this body!
Kids: O__O... *stares at the dead guy*
Undertaker: *laughs* You know you want toooo!
Kids:... *stares at each other* ...
Everyone: YAAAAYYYY!!!!!
(Which teacher would YOU have picked?? ))
(((I'm doing this series on what YOU guys want! Post a comment on the teacher you would have wanted out of the two and why, and then the person with the most votes will move up to the next survey, against another person. So help your character out and vote for them!! :D)))
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