Mey-rin: I can fiiiiind my waaaay- (whips off glasses) I can go the distance!!
Bard: Hakuna Matataaaaa *is on fire* for the rest of your daaaaayyyys!!
Grell: *bursts into the room* Love is an open-
Me:*quickly shuts door and locks it*
Undertaker: *waves shovel around* You gotta diiiiiiig a little deeper! *laughs hysterically*
Finny: When I'm humaaan- *picks up a car with one hand* -as I hope to beeee!
Will: This is idiotic...
Ronald: Let's get doooown to business- *gets out death scythe* so I can get... This done!
Soma: I can't wait- to eat CURRRRYYYYYYYYY!!!!! *stuffs his face* OMNOMNOMNOM!!
Sebastian: Cats are better than people... Ciel, don't you think that's riiiiiiiiiight?
Ciel: No.
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Black Butler CRACK~
Fanfiction(Has gotten ranked #152 in humor!) I created almost all of these myself from scratch, so I'm quite proud. PLEASE DO NOT COPY!!!!!! Read. I promise you that you will regret it. But in the best way~