I can't survive 101 (1D) {Sequel to How to survive the zombie apocalypse 101}

Days to update, Hailey Bear VS Harryboo

Okay I am going to be updating on Sundays now, because I am going to be going to high school and I need a routine.

Okay now the story hope you enjoy, byz

----------------------Erin’s POV----------

‘’NO, NO, NO,NO’’ Harry said to Hails.

‘’Yes, Yes, YES, YES’’ she imitated.

‘’no we have to save the food for as long as we can’’ he grabbed the packet off Hailey.

‘’But I’m hungry’’ she snatched them back off him.

‘’I don’t care we need them to last’’ he took them back.

‘’ooo, one packet of chips’’ she mocks.

‘’now give them back’’ she scold. He crosses his arms not letting her get her chips back. ‘’Hey’’ she shouted. He didn’t budge and stood there.

‘’this is your third packet’’ he scolded back.

‘’sooooo’’ she asked.

‘’no’’

‘’uuuuuggghhh, how can Erin even date you’’ she yelled.

‘’Hey’’ I yelled.

‘’WHAT’’ they bothed creamed.

‘’I mean yes, sweetie’’ Harry smiled.

‘’shhhhhhutup’’ I snapped.

‘’whatever’’ Hails mumbled. Just as Harry walked off Hailey snatched the chips off him.                        

‘‘Hey’’

‘’you snooze you lose’’ she smiles.

‘’and here we have a Hazzyboo and the Hailey Bear fighting over their prey. They both get viscose at the sight of food. It seems that the Hazzyboo has lost this round but both have escaped with little injury. Now the Hailey Bear is escaping with the prey, it seems she has known we are here, we sit still, not wanting attention.

The Hailey Bear seems to be getting closer and same with the Hazyboo but they should both know that is am the erinmobitch, and that I am queen of the jungle. I earned that title when I won the war with the lion king with my constant bitching and complaining’’ Perrie casually, high fives me.

‘’ooh what would my name thingy be’’ Perrie asked  excitedly.

‘’well it would have to be insulting but not to insulting, just interesting’’ I say.

‘‘aw’’ I laugh at her and start thinking.

‘’I’ll sleep on it’’ I smile. She smiled back.

‘’but once you get that I will have to do a little documentary on you like Harry and Hailey just then’’ Hailey smiles and poses, I laugh at her and Harry launches for the chips. She swiftly moves the chip bag and makes him fall flat on his face.

‘’serves you right’’ she mumbles and walks off. He groans and rolls over. I hold his hand and smile.

‘’I wonder how Dylan’s doing’’ I ask Perrie.

‘’she was in the car wasn’t she?’’

‘’yeah, she was awesome’’.  She smiles and nods her head.

‘’I really miss Russel too’’ I smile. I her Harry mumble something.

‘’GAAAAYYYYY’’ I yell.

‘’that’s what all the guys say and next thing you know you’re married to a gay man, have gay children and oops turns out he wasn’t gay because he does you every Sunday’’ I gap at him for a minute.

‘’you are the most jealous person I have ever met’’ I say bluntly.

‘’what just because I don’t want to lose my girl’’ I smile and kiss him on the lips.

‘’you two make a cute couple’’ Perrie says.

‘’same with you and Zayn, a match made in heaven’’ I complement. She smile and blushes. She smushes.

‘’aw you’re smushing’’ I say.

‘’what?’’ she laugh.

‘’smushing, combination of smiling and blushing’’ Her face goes a deeper shade of red.

‘’sup’’ Bazz says.

‘’Hey Bazz, how’s it going’’ I ask.

‘’good, me and mal just did the stupidest thing ever’’ I didn’t hear the rest of what she said. But I smiled and nodded and laughed when she laughed.

‘’so watcha wanna doooo’’ I ask the girls still holding onto Harrys hand.

‘’well now, we are down two cars and have about five left’’ Harrys says. I nod in response.

‘’three’’ Lou say.

‘’wait what’’ I sit up.

‘’three, ones out of gas and another, the engine’s dead.

‘’that’s not enough room.

‘’we still have the van. That can hold a few people’’ Holly adds holding Liam’s hand.

‘’called it’’ I whisper. Bazz looks at holly and smiles.

‘’shemur’’ she whispers. We laugh at each other.

‘’okay so the van can hold five, eight max’’ she says. She doesn’t know about Max does she. I watch bazz sigh and look at the ground.

‘’so we should be good with the two other cars, He are those chips’’ Lou asks Hails.

‘’Yep’’ she says popping the ‘p’.

‘’can, can I have some’’ he asks.

‘’nope’’ she says popping the ‘p’.

‘’please’’ he begs. She shakes her head.

‘’ooo, and the sassmocat has been dissed’’ he smiled at the memories.

‘’okey dokey, let’s do shit’’ I do a weird dance with Hailey towards the car.

A/N

Okay updates on Sunday now and that’s it

This is dedicated to Bazzilah for being an awesome friend.

That’s it byz me lovelyz

-You should know by now that It’s Erin bitches, holla and Auf Wiedersehen bitches see you on the sunny side