Here's Love ➤ Niall Horan

7. Prank Call

Chapter 7. Prank Call

I’m having a blast. I’m being honest here, Moni and Rebecca are so much fun. The best part, I can actually talk to them, which makes me feel awesome.

I originally invited Moni only, but she brought along a cute little brunette Rebecca. Fortunate for me, Rebecca didn’t mention her period this time…

“ How’s Liam?” Moni asks. Not to me, to Rebecca.

“ He’s great. I mean, have you seen him? Though his ass is a little boney, it’s still fine.” Rebecca says in a calm voice. What?

“ Excuse me, Liam’s ass is not boney. It’s per- fect!” I say. I mean, I got to defend mah man.

“ Whatever. I have this cousin, he has the biggest ass I’ve seen in a guy,” Rebecca laughs.

“ My best mate Louis has a pretty big ass too. Like a girls,” I laugh too, because I miss Louis, and every single time I think of his bum (which doesn’t have often) I think about the fans that love to slap it.

“ Is his last name Tomlinson?” Rebecca asks, which she earns a yes from me. “ Oh my god! Let’s prank call him right now!”

Moni let’s us use her phone so Louis can’t see who it is. When the phone rings, Louis picks up.

“ Hello?”

" Hello, is this Lewis Tomlinson? I say in a fake voice, with a British accent.

" No, this is Lewis Tomlinson. It's Louis," I can tell he rolled his eyes...

" Good. We've seen you walking around Mr. Tomlinson, and we are very much impressed with your bum.  We were wondering if you could maybe model some of our underwear. Which reminds me, I'm Shane Bill, the owner of ' Perf Underwear' and we are in need of a male underwear model, and you are what we're looking for."

" Hmm, well, I don't know if I can. I'm flattered, but I'm just not sure-"

" We'll pay you! All you have to do is come down here in London and we can start working."

" I'm in Manchester and- wait a minute...WHO'S BEEN CHECKING ME OUT?! Was it that woman with the gross hair and braces? Oh, she better watch out because-"

" Louis, shut up."

" Niall? OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST PRANK CALL ME?!"

And that's when I hung up.

" Male underwear model? Really?" Rebecca asks, eye brow raised.

" Psh, like you could do better."

" I most certainly could! But I will say, you did a pretty good British accent," Rebecca compliments. I only wink at her, then look over to Moni.