Chapter 23. Nice Ass
" Come here my baby," Louis says. Grr, he's actually been acting like my boyfriend. Harry is staying with Zayn and Louis is staying with me. I don't even know why, but it is how it is.
" No Louis, I have to pick up my friend at the airport," I say.
It's been 2 days after Christmas, and to be honest, it was wonderful. I went to my grandparent's house again, with mum and the guys, and we just had A LOT of Irish food. You know, the usual.
" What friend? Are you cheating on me?" Louis asks.
" 'Course not. Just my friend Moni, calm your gigantic ass. You coming?" I ask while I put on my coat.
" Well duh."
The drive to the airport...was annoying. Louis would not shut up. He kept telling me about his day and how it was without us and blah, blah, blah. He can be quite flamboyant at times.
" We are here," I say.
" Yay. C'mon, lets meet this friend of yours," Louis says. I roll my eyes. Sometimes he likes to take the playing a little too far. God Louis, this is why our fans think Larry is real.
When we go inside, we are there probably waiting for about 10 minutes until I spot Moni.
" Moni! I missed ya!" I yell and hug her.
" Hey!" she says back, " who's this?"
" This is Louis, the one with the big ass," I say. She looks at his ass and nods.
" It's a nice ass," Moni compliments.
" Why thank you," Louis winks.
The ride back was even more annoying. At least Moni and Louis got along...a little too much might I add.
" Niall, why am I only meeting him now?" Moni laughs.
" I told you Mo Mo, I was in Manchester with my girlfriend," Louis says.
" Right right," Moni says.
They keep talking, and apparently, Louis now watches Doctor Who. HOW MANY FUCKING PEOPLE WATCH DOCTOR WHO? God these Brits.
We arrive at Liam's house, cause I don't want to be in mine, and we all go inside.
" Leeyum! Bitch! Where are you!" I scream.
" In here fucking Harry!" Liam screams back.
" Did I miss something?" Moni asks.
" Yeah. Harry, Liam and Louis here have a threesome relationship and you're about to meet my loving boyfriend, Zayn...the model," I say.
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Here's Love ➤ Niall Horan
FanfictionWARNING WARNING WARNING this was written in like...2013. keep that in mind. ❝ Pick Wisely.❞ With the pressure of everyone expecting him to settle down and get married, Niall Horan takes it to the extreme to fulfill everyone's expectations. He...
