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mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: Guys, I made a group chat! So let's all talk about all of our darkest and most innermost thoughts, okay~?

tsunraru: MafuMafu, if you need a therapist then go seek professional help

tsunraru: Wait what the hell is up with my name? Did you do this?

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: Eh? I didn't have anything to do with that

#1Ama: what's up bitches

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: Oh, hi Amatsuki-kun! Do you know what happened to Soraru-san's username? I was pretty sure I set it to something else...

#1Ama: it wasn't good enough so I changed it

tsunraru: How?

#1Ama: mafu-kun asked me to help him make the group chat so it was pretty easy. I just changed your name when he wasn't looking

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: Well that explains where the ( ゚∀゚)o彡came from

tsunraru: Fix this

#1Ama: no thanks~

tsunraru: Why????

#1Ama: it's funnier like this

tsunraru: I hate you -_-

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: I thought Soraru-san only said that to me

tsunraru: I still hate you too

#1Ama: and you wonder why I changed your username

tsunraru: What's that supposed to mean?!

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: Hey Amatsuki-kun did you change anyone else's name too?

#1Ama: maaaybe

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: Oooh I wanna see!

tsunraru: I feel like I'm being ignored right now...

#1Ama: hold on let me add some more people real quick

#1Ama: alright it's done

Kashi™: Hello

Kashi™: Why does my name have a trademark symbol next to it?

#1Ama: it's copyrighted. by a cereal company

Kashi™: Sweet, now I'm a part of a delicious balanced breakfast. My dream is complete

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: ww what

#1Ama: this is why I love you

Kashi™: Aw thanks

tanukidesu: www not sure what's going on here but my name looks like it was made by a weeaboo wwwww

#1Ama: urata is best weeb

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: best weeb

tsunraru: Someone help this chat

tanukidesu: Ahhh what happened to you Soraru-kun? w

tsunraru: I'd rather not talk about it

#1Ama: i fixed his username because the last one didn't seem "soraru" enough

tsunraru: And this one does?!

Kashi™: Oh definitely

tanukidesu: Yeah

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: Pretty much

#1Ama: see? everyone agrees

tsunraru: .......

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: I think the "tsun" side of Soraru-san is nice though (*'꒳'*)

tsunraru: Please stop

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: But I think the rare times I get to see "dere" Soraru-san are even better

tsunraru: Mafu I swear to god

#1Ama: what's a "dere" soraru look like????

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: Very cute

-tsunraru has left the chat-

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: ....ah Soraru-san left

tanukidesu: Is he mad?

#1Ama: i dunno

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: Oh well, I'll just go over to his house and apologize later. No big deal

#1Ama: yeah, "apologize"

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: Amatsuki-kun if you value your life you will stop talking now (・ω・)

Kashi™: Wow now I understand why you two get along so well

tanukidesu: MafuMafu-kun can be scary sometimes huh?

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: I have no idea what you're talking about ww

#1Ama: a yandere and a tsundere. what a weird match

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: Says the person dating a cereal box

#1Ama: hey kashitaro is a very lovely cereal box, thank you very much

Kashi™: I'm almost ashamed of how much of a meme this chat has turned into

tanukidesu: Hey you should just be glad you're being called cereal and not weeaboo

tanukidesu: Wait I'm Japanese how can I be a weeb??

#1Ama: be quiet weeb child

tanukidesu: ;n;

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: Well I'm gonna go talk to Soraru-san before he gets too mad at me. Last time I waited too long he wouldn't even open the door and I was left in the cold for hours

#1Ama: what an abusive boyfriend

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: Amatsuki-kun (・ω・)

#1Ama: i'll stop

mafufu ( ゚∀゚)o彡: I'll talk to you all later. Bye bye~

Kashi™: Bye

tanukidesu: Bye bye!

#1Ama: see ya~

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A/N: Just something dumb and quick that I wrote up while working on something else~ If you couldn't tell, I'm very bored ww

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