ALLRIGHTY. (This song is how I feel after homework is finished) So, do y'all ever have that fucking moment in your life when you try to do your homework
(key word: try)
but then you have NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT #9 IS?! THAT IS THE SHITTY MOMENT IM IN RIGHT ABOUT NOW
(AND THIS DAMN MUSIC AINT HELPING)
LIKE WTF SOCIAL STUDIES HELP ME HEREEEEEEEE! The question is something along the lines of,
"List the 5 elements of Sumerian city-states"
LIKE B*TCH, NAW. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO ME IN HISTORY CLASS, I DIE BECAUSE I CANT ANSWER A DAMN QUESTION.
Because I start saying stuff like, "U-um, well........ Uhhhhhhhhhh....." And I look like a FUCKING fool. Until I start reading. Then I look like a CHAMP.
Then I look around the room with a look that says,
"Fight me bitchez"
then there's my friend (let's call her Lily) talks way too fast I swear to god she's going to bust her fucking head off.
And there's also this boy in my class (let's call him Rico) He speaks WAY too soft. No one can hear him even if he was like, 5 feet in front of them.
LIKE YO RICO, SPEAK UP DAMMIT.
Then the teacher waves it off, and let's someone else read the next paragraph. WTF. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME DAMMIT?! And there's my two friends,
(let's call them Mikasa {if you know Attack on Titan, I love you} and Kevin)
I SHIP THEM SO HARD. THEY'RE SO AWKWARD AROUND EACH OTHER AND IT'S SO CUTE.
Mikasa even sits near Kevin in some classes.
I ship iiiiiiiiiiiiit sooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaad.
Lol, when you rant about school n' shit. I feel like I wrote a fucking book, but only wrote 288 words. Dammit, I expected more.
So I'm wondering, HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT WHAT A FUCKING ARTISAN MADE WHAT TYPE OF GOODS LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS
(but then again I get good grades in school 😎🙏😜)
and I don't know what the fuck #12 is WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TEACH?! THIS DAMN STUDY GUIDE AIN'T DOING SHIT
(turns out I get an A+ on my quiz)
well hot damn. Anywhoozies, I think these rants are gonna be short, and I have no fucking idea how to do DAMN HOMEWORK DAMN MY TEACHERZZZZZZZZZ.
Like, WHAT. THE ACTUAL. FUCK.
(I like that word 😎👌😂)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FOUND OUT WHAT SKILLED ARTISANS MADE BITCHEZ
(WOOOOOOO)
FUCK YEAH. NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THE LAST QUESTION IS. DAMMIT HOMEWORRRRRRRK
(aka the study guide)
JUST FUCK IT ALL. So now I'm just assuming it's silt. I can't do damn homework. I SHOUL'VE TRIED GETTING INTO HOMEWORK CLUB AAAAAAAAAAH.
Imma go to bed cuz I was supposed to go about 17 minutes ago (not about, exactly) LOL OKIE BYE MY NERDS
Your crazy motherfucking author,
~Tristen_Tried
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