So......
I've been thinking......
AND MY ENTIRE IDENTITY HAS BECOME A LOAD OF BULLSHIT.
I WANNA BE A TABLE GOD DAMMIT.
LIKE JESUS.
I mean, they have 4 legs, I want 4 legs. They have a flat surface, I want a flat surface. (Mostly because of my soon to be existent boobs T~T) I mean, I can either have a slightly round, flat surface, and edgy flat surface, or a circular flat surface. Or a slightly rounded edged flat surface.
AND if you think this is bullshit, I kid you not, this isn't bullshit.
If you think this is bullshit, then good for you. GO AWAY.
Anyway, I just can't win. First I'm female, then I'm gender fluid, now I'm a table. I NEED TO MAKE UP MY MIND.
So I did.
Hello world! This is Tris, she is table.
Do tables even have genders??
I wonder
I mean, I don't care what you identify me as. He/him, she/her, they/them. Just. Not. It. That's offensive.
Anyway, I am table, table is me, BYE BITCH
Edit: this was supposed to be posted awhile ago wtf
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