"If you're dead inside, take a look, you might find yourself entertained in my pain." ~Tris
YO I'M BACK WITH THE DAMN RANTS BRO (because I have the first chapter already planned, so if you read the first chapter after this is published, I already tr...
Lol, when Hunger Games shit gets real😂. Anyways, WELCMOE TO RANT NUMBER 3, WHERE I CANT SPELL SHIT. Anyways, heller fellow nerds, TO MY NEWEST RANT! This is where shit gets real y'all. Let's talk about my ships Sooooooo: Sofia x Kevin= Sevin (lol almost like the number) Lily x Goldfish= Goldly (almost like Godly) Rachel x Jack= Rack (lol, like dem racks doe) Eren x Mikasa= Eresa (I SHIP IIIIIIT {AOT}) Levi x Hange (or however the fuck you spell it)= Hevi (AOT)
THOSE (so far) ARE MY CUTE WITTLE SHIPS, and I also want to talk about WHY I SHIP DEM
Sofia x Kevin: Because SOFIA IS A CUTE LITTLE NUGGET AROUND HIM (ur so cute)
Lily x Goldfish: She mostly has Goldfish in her lunchbox, so UP UP UP AND AWAY TO GOLDFISH LAND
Rachel x Jack: Rachel has had a HUGE crush on Jack for the past 1-2 weeks, and plans on telling him FRIDAY! Wish my nugget good luck!!!!
Eren x Mikasa: At first I thought they were siblings, but once I found out they didn't have the same FUCKING last name, THAT WHEN SHIT GOT REAL, A GAME CHANGER BRUH. And if anyone mentioned "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" they would blush. YOU COULD NOTICE IT TOO. MY SHIP BE BLASTING OFF INTO OUTER SPACE
Levi x Hange: THEY'RE JUST FUCKING CUTE OMG he's so strict and a clean freak, and Hange is an experiment freak, and he calls her four eyes, and she just doesn't care, OMG HANGE WITH LEVI..... YOU CSN JUST SEE IT DAMN IT. If you see it the way I see it, you can see little Levi's and Hange's running around OMG JUST LOOK AT IT. A little Hange could be a clean freak, and a little Levi could be a experiment freak OMG I CAN WRITE A FUCKING PARAGRAPH LIKE THIS. But I won't.
ANYWHOOZIES, I have a journal for this shit. What the actual fuck is wrong with me. People are like,
"Is that a diary? Chronicle? Sketchbook?" WHAT THR FUCK NOOOOOO WHAT TEH ACTUAL FUCK BRO. I say that journals and diaries are
TWI DIFFERENT FUCKING THINGS BRO
but I'm also gonna draw in it. I can't find in my fucking homework, y'know what, imma gonna chill. It be Thursday, tomorrow be Friday. I have to find out rates and shit.
The fuck teach.
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This makes me feel so much better (THANK YOU SOFIA YOU BE IN MY BASIC BITCH SQUAS) ya see?
I can't fucking spell. Well, I think that my life has turned to little balls of SHIT. OHHHHHHHH, AND A LITTLE SNEAK PEAK ON THR NEXT RANT:
___________________________
Ever have that time in your life when your friends have a fucking ARGUMENT on who sits next to you?
I'm always in one of those situations. Like, what the actual FUCK bro, I wanna be RESPECTED. I AIN'T NO RAG DOLL. Like, WHAT THE SHIT BALLS. Sometimes, it's one of THOSE days, and you're all cranky and almost yell,
"I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO RIP OFF EVERY LITTLE ONE OF YOUR TINY-ASS HEADS,"
but instead you yell,
"I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOD TO MURDER EVERYONE ON THE EARTH IF Y'ALL DON'T SHUT UP,"
but they don't stop. I might have to murder Earth, but then again, I want y'all to live, so...... INTO THE SHIP TO MARS YOU GO! __________________________
Well, there's your sneak peek. I hope you like that son of a shit paragraph I whipped up.
Anywhoozies, let's talk about you, and maybe leave a comment below on your answer. Because I will stab myself if I just create rants about myself, and don't get to know you.
This is a, "RANTS AND SHIZ" book, when I say SHIZ that mean, "more than just rants". So, my wustions to you are:
What's your favorite colour? What's your favorite food? What's your favorite hobby? How do you do your morning cycle? When is your birthday? How old are y'all? Do you feel your opinion is important? Do you like to keep your political views to yourself? Will your parents (or you) vote in the election? What's your relationship with your friends? Can you keep secrets? Do you have your future planned for you yet?
Those are my questions for you, feel free to skip any of them, as long as you answer at least 2-4 questions. Anywhoozies, my life is making me so damn sleepy, I might as well go to bed. I love all of you, G'NIGHT!
