Oh God, What's Wrong With Me

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So.....

Around 5-10 minutes ago I was just minding my own business, as per usual (HA! not) and I hear this weird buzzing sound.

It IMMEDIATELY GETS CLOSER, and I am right next to a wall so this is not good for me, and I just pin myself up against the wall with my lazy ass on my bed, my breath hitches, my heart beat goes up, and my breath quickens, AND YOU CAN HEAR MY BREATHS BECOMES LOUDER.

I then realize that the tiny thing making the noise was a tiny fly in my room.

I then realize how stupid I was to think it could have been something dangerous, but it was DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO MY RANGE OF HEARING THAT I HAD A

FUCKING.

HEART.

ATTACK.

SEND HELP. PLEASE.

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