Random Rants

I'm Ranting Again, Hello

Hey.

It's Hannah.

Hannah Baker.

That's right.

OH HELL NO.

Anyway, I'm back.

So I'm going to tell you a great story about what happened when I was walking home from school with my friend.

~~FLAAAAAASH BAAAAAACK~~

So I was walking home with (let's call him) Cornelius. Cornelius and I are walking down the hill, when he sees me making an awkward face.

He asks me,

"What are you thinking about?"

I respond,

"Ehhh nothing."

You remember Michelle right? She was texting me about how she believes Sofia's crush (she doesn't know that Sofia has a crush on him) has a crush on her.

I tell her I support that thought with nothing.

She then stops texting me for a bit and Cornelius says,

"Tell me,"

as if it's an order.

Like bitch, hell no.

I responded again with,

"It's girl stuff,"

he says

"oh"

and I say,

"You don't want to know,"

and he replies,

"Yes I do! Girls are fascinating!"

I ask,

"What? No their not,"

and start going on a rant, and then we switch to a different topic when we're near our houses.

Then we start talking about sexualities and how he needs a relationship or something.

He says,

"So you love both, right?"

I say,

"Yeah,"

And so he says,

"So you love me!"

And this is because he likes me.

I respond,

"What, no"

and then I explain,

"I only romantically love specific males and females,"

and he asks,

"Do you like any boys?"

I say,

"no"

And he goes quiet.

Then he says, "You're special,"

And so I ask, "How so?"

He responds,

"You were my first true friend when I moved here, and now I like you,"

and that's when I lose it.

"HOW DO YOU LIKE ME? I'M NOT SPECIAL, IM WEIRD!"

And he responds,

"I'm weird too!"

I reply,

"We're weird!"

And he says,

"We're a weird couple!"

At this point I see my dad around the corner. I yell,

"Hey dad!"

And Cornelius turns to his right to see my dad and he freaks out.

"Did your dad hear any of that?"

"I'm not sure"

I replied.

"He won't try to shoot me with one of those long guns, will-"

I cut him off by saying,

"My dad doesn't have a gun,"

And he relaxes until I say,

"We have knives."

He starts running and says,

"BYE SEE YOU TOMORROW!"

I tell my parents this and my mom says, "It's the fact that she said 'We don't have guns, we have knives'"

And So the entire world now knows of your mistakes Cornelius.

~~BACK TO REALITYYYYYY~~

So that's why I'm telling you this story today. Because it's fabulous and should be shared.

Anyways, I'll get going now, so,

Ja ne Universe!
~Trissy