After passing that weird blonde guy with all the rabid fangirls, now deemed Goldilocks by Maya, the duo realized they were somehow (lol not my fault) riding up stairs to the roof. Maya grinned evilly, her hazel eyes glinting evilly before stopping the cart on the roof.
The night sky glittered with stars above Maya and Julia's heads as they got off the cart, Julia promptly curling up into fetal position, claiming she never wanted to do that ever again. Maya rolled her eyes at Julia's behavior before looking down off the side of the roof. 'Quite the fall' she thought before grinning. 'Challenge accepted.' was the thought that ran through her head as she took a running start before sprint/jumping off the roof. Julia screamed and poked her head over the side, expecting to see the lifeless, mangled corpse of her best friend, only to sweatdrop to see her sitting on a branch a little bit down, completely fine.
"MAYA YOU ASS." she yelled. Maya snickered slightly at her friend's scoldings. "Ehehe. Sorry." she said grinning widely. "No your not." Julia deadpanned. Maya's grin turned into a smirk. "Damn straight. Now excuse me while I escape hell." Maya started climbing down the tree. "NO WAIT TAKE ME WITH YOU." a panicked Julia screeched. Maya laughed.
Little did the escape duo know, a certain Horny Fedora had teleported behind them and was observing them. "You know, good little Bitches don't escape from school." he said.
Silence hit the bickering duo for a moment.
"WHAT THE FU-" Julia yelled, falling off of the roof onto Maya.
"SON OF A BITCH." Maya yelled when Julia landed on top of her.
"Get off of meeeeeee." Maya groaned.
"Sorry." Julia said, getting off her friend and helping her up.
"Lies." Maya dramatically flailed, her short brown hair getting in her face as she did this.
"Oi." Julia started before stopping.
"Maya we're on the ground we can literally just walk away."
"Hahaha.......I knew that." Maya laughed before walking off, only to be stopped when her arms were held behind her back.
" OI, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!? UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT OR I'LL-"
"Shutup mortal. You two are coming with us."
"YOU CAN SHOVE THAT OFFER UP YOUR ASS YOU PSYCHO CHEESECAKE."
"Oooh~~ Feisty!"
"FUCK OFF HORNY FEDORA."
"Pfft. Horny Fedora."
"BITCH HELP ME OUT HERE I DON'T FEEL LIKE GETTING MY BLOOD SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY BY THESE SADISTIC BASTARDS."
"Calm down."
"NEIN."
And so, Maya and Julia were dragged into the Sakamaki limo, Julia internally fangirling and Maya kicking and cursing them all out.
It begins.
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Diabolik Lovers CRACK
FanfictionOK, so I dragged my friend Julia into this fandom kicking and screaming, because I know I was! Anyway, I harbor a grudge toward the majority of the characters. So I thought, why not make a fic with us in it. And so...... This fic was born.....
