(Pic is of my personal fave)
After finally catching the vaguely irritating female known as Julia, Maya turned towards the seven people observing her actions. Julia, after playing dead for 2.5 seconds stood up and grinned at her, still slightly miffed, friend.
"Ok, so remember that one show?" Julia said grinning like a psychopath. Maya deadpanned,"Oh yeahhhh, that one show. Sooooo specific. I toootally know what show your talking about. You are sooooo very helpful." she stated, sarcasm practically spilling from her voice. Julia puffed out her cheek," You don't have to be mean about it." she grumbled before perking up. "You know, the one fandom where you hate almost all of the characters."
Maya cringed. "Don't remind me. I fucking hate those guys." Julia grinned. "Turn around." she sing-songed, giggling. Maya took one look behind her, cringed, and stated,"You know what, fuck my life. Fuck its been a good run. I've written stories and blown up ISIS once." Maya put a gun to her head.
Julia rolled her eyes, and yanked the gun out of her best friend's hand. Maya stopped abruptly and flicked her off. Ayato snickered from where he was. The two females who had fallen into the school courtyard were amusing. That and their blood smelled good. Like HOT DAMN THAT SHIT SMELLS LIKE COOKIES 'N SHIT. Haha, anyway, Maya looked at her friend and stated with the most unamused face ever,"Why are we in a courtyard and what the fuck are you wearing." Julia looked down before ecstatic squealing ensued. "WE GET TO GO TO SCHOOL HERE HELL YASSSSS." Maya glared at her, her hands over her ears before yelling,"SHUT THE FUCK UP."
Julia grinned at her friend, who was coincidentally writing this later on and forgot what happened that made them get to class (they had schedules in Maya's pocket because she's wearing leggings because fuck you is why) regardless, she was probs gonna say something about teleporting but since she's too lazy and that unoriginal at this point she decided on something a bit different.
Maya turned around and spotted an old book cart, you know the ones people use to transport crates of books? Yeah that. Anyway, she grabbed Julia, sprinted to the cart, dragging it to the open hallway. Whirling around before she pushed off Maya flashed the, albeit still weirded out group of seven, behind her a grin. (while doing the anime sparkle thing according to Julia) "Hasta La Vista Oreo senpai and his entourage~~~" she yelled and took off, the cart speeding away, leaving what seems to be a cloud with the exact outline of the duo.
Kinda weird, huh?
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Diabolik Lovers CRACK
Fiksi PenggemarOK, so I dragged my friend Julia into this fandom kicking and screaming, because I know I was! Anyway, I harbor a grudge toward the majority of the characters. So I thought, why not make a fic with us in it. And so...... This fic was born.....
