Diabolik Lovers CRACK

Julia gets bitten?

Julia and Maya walked from their last class to the abandoned art room. Yui was dealing with the Insufferable Pricks bullshit and would meet up with the dynamic duo later. 'At least it's not me.' They had thought before running off so he couldn't scold them for whatever as well.

"Haha, are Horny Fedora and Oreo-same still your favorites?" Maya inquired, their bored hazel eyes looking at Julia, a spark of curiosity flashing before vanishing into cold indifference.

"Yes. How bout you???? Do you have a favorite Sakamaki?" Julia grinned glancing at her friend from the corner of her crystal blue eyes.

Maya deadpanned. "Azusa is my favorite."

"Well, I know that, but which of the Sakamakis is your favorite?"

(Little did they know Horny Fedora was listening from behind a corner)

Maya shrugged boredly. "Probably Shuu-san. He's an asshole, but not as much as the rest of them. Also Subaru-san I guess. He's also less of an asshole."

Footsteps echo along the hallway behind the duo. Maya turns around, their facial expression remaining unchanged. A fangirl from earlier stomped toward them, her eyes blazing angrily. Maya motions for her friend to go on, before facing her opponent. The girl opened her mouth, an annoying shrill voice exiting her gaping maw.

"Did you really think you could steal Kou-sama from me?" Maya deadpanned even more then they already were.

"Uh, no?? If anything you can HAVE him. I ain't about that life." The fangirl ignored her response, continuing her jealous whore rant.

"I mean, IM LITERALLY THE NICEST PERSON HERE. He should obviously pick me over you." Maya smirked slightly before answering.

"I see your personality is as fake as your boobs." The fangirl stared at Maya in shock at their sassy nature. Maya smiled maliciously before turning on their heel and sauntering away, calling over their shoulder.

"By the way, you might want to tone it down on the fake tanner. You look like a cheeto." They turned the corner, setting out to find Julia once again. That is, where ever she ran off to.

(With Julia)

Julia sprinted through the halls, panting slightly. Although she was tempted to stay and watch Maya throw shade, she decided to just go on ahead.

A cold wall broke Julia out of her thoughts. The wall was at her back, and a pair of arms blocked her from escaping. A familiar voice purred in her ear.

"Found you, Little Bitch~" 'Ugh. This guy.'

"I've been particularly thirsty as of late, so I thought to myself, what does the little dimension traveling bitch taste like?" Julia can feel herself cringe. 'Oh god why.'

Laito grins sadistically before piercing his fangs through the flesh of her neck. A burning pain filled her veins. She grunted in pain.

When he pulled away, blood dripped down his chin, a perverted smirk on his visage. He opened his mouth, most likely to insult or degrade her more, when an irritated shout echoed through the hallway.

"HEY YOU SHITHEAD GET AWAY FROM MY FRIEND." Maya sprinted down tee hallway, their skirt flying up exposing their black leggings, a demonic aura surrounding their small feminine form.

Julia grinned, holding the bleeding wound on her neck, stepping away to give Maya full access to beat up Laito.

Said boy rolled his eyes, like a mortal could possibly injur- that's when Maya kicked him. Their leg struck him right in the gut. He was launched through a window, pain racking through his body. There was only one thought on his mind as the chapter chose that time to change (lol).

'What are they?!?'