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Maya was bitten now. Fucking great.

|That evening|
Maya and Julia were seated side by side on the floor, intently watching the screen of a laptop. Maya snickers at the youtubers obnoxious pun (Lizzza lol), Julia giggles along with her friend. The video ends and Maya gets up, brushing their shorts off.

"We're out of snacks haha. I'll go grab some more. Don't wait up~~" the sly teenager flashed a smirk to their friend and sauntered out of the room into the hallway.

Their bare feet padded silently against the cold stone floor. Unfortunately, because this is Maya, they quickly lost their way and ended up wandering the halls in shorts and a large hoodie that pretty much covered said shorts.

Anyway, Maya was hopelessly lost in the big ass mansion she never bothered to explore out of sheer laziness. At this point, they were about to text Julia for help, when they heard faint singing.

Because they're bored and they were slightly curious as to who was singing (like they didn't know who it was haha they knew EXACTLY WHERE THIS WAS GOING) even if they did have a feeling about who this was, they casually followed the soft voice, up the stairs and onto the roof, the stars glimmering overhead.

Kanato turned around at the sound of soft footsteps. He expected either Julia or Yui but was surprised upon seeing the shortest occupant of the house, dressed in what appeared to be only a large sweater.

As their dull hazel eyes locked with his own violet ones, he noticed faint eye bags forming under them. The teenager flashed him a small smile, his heart skipped a beat. He didn't know they were capable of emotion. 

"You have a nice voice." Maya's voice was soft, but Kanato being a vampire, could hear them clearly. 

"You think so? Teddy always tells me so as well. I was unaware lowly humans had opinions of things we concern ourselves with." Maya's done expression was back again.

"I take back what I said. You're still an asshole, just like the majority of the people in this fucking house." There they are, they appear to be back to normal now, and we are out of past tense. Anyway, back to the present.

After some witty banter, insults, threats, snarky comebacks, and bipolar remarks were traded, we've gotten to the point where Kanato is standing on the railing.

".......I don't know if you're aware of this, but I don't think you can fly." Maya deadpans at him.

Kanato smirks, looking kinda psycho but hey who am I to judge and lets himself fall. Maya looks over the railing at his body and somehow finds their way to the place he fell. They examine his body before bluntly speaking.

"Well! He's dead. Now I gotta hide the body and frame Julia. Shame." The moment they finish their sentence, Kanato opens his eyes again.

"Shutup. I'm not dead. Do you really think a fall from a two-story height would kill me?" Maya shrugs nonchalantly.

"Sorry, bitch, I forgot you don't live in the real world." Kanato snarls and tackles the petite teenager, glaring into their startled hazel eyes.

"Say, now that I think about it, I'm pretty thirsty. Julia and Yui have already been bitten....that makes me wonder how you taste." He pulls down the neckline of their hoodie to reveal....... the sleeve of a shirt. 

"Really? That's how you wanna play it?" Maya snickers while Kanato glares at them even harder, waiting for their answer. 

"Hehe, wow you really thought I wasn't wearing anything under this?? You're more perverted than that damn fedora." Kanato snarls again and angrily sinks his teeth into the side of Maya's neck. 

'Their blood is sweet and thick,' notes Kanato when he broke away from Maya, who was hissing in both anger and pain. 

"GET OFF OF ME YOU ASS YOUR ASS IS SQUISHING MEEEEEEE." Kanato snaps out of his thoughts, seeing the irritated teenager thrashing angrily underneath him. He grins creepily, preparing to bite them again, when they nailed him in the nuts. 

The pain took a few seconds to register, but when it did, Kanato fell sideways off Maya, curiling into a ball and cradleing his junk in pain. Maya scoffs and stomps back to their room.

These assholes just don't know when to quit.