The Dead Man's Bomb

GIBBS RULES

Rule #1- Never screw over your partner

Rule #1- Never let suspects stay together

Rule #1- Do not lie to Abby

Rule #2- Always wear gloves at a crime scene

Rule #3- Never be unreachable

Rule #3- Don't believe what you're told. Double check

Rule #4- The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person- if you must. There is no third best

Rule #5- You don't waste good

Rule #6- Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness

Rule #7- Always be specific when you lie

Rule #8- Never take anything for granted

Rule #9- Never go anywhere without a knife

Rule #9- Always keep a spare

Rule #10- Never get personally involved in a case

Rule #11- When the job is done, walk away

Rule #12- Never date a co-worker

Rule #13- Never, ever involve lawyers

Rule #14- Bend the line, don't break it

Rule #15- Always work as a team

Rule #16- If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it

Rule #18- It's better to seek forgiveness then ask for permission

Rule #20- Always look under

Rule #22- Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation

Rule #23- Never mess with a Marine's coffee, if you want to live

Rule #27- There are two ways to follow someone. First way, they never notice you. Second way, they only notice you

Rule #28- When you need help, ask

Rule #35- Always watch the watchers

Rule #36- If you feel like you are being played, you probably are

Rule #38- Your case, your lead

Rule #39- There is no such thing as a coincidence

Rule #40- If it seems like someone is out to get you, they are

Rule #42- Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you

Rule #44- First things first, hide the women and children

Rule #45- Clean up the mess that you made

Rule #51- Sometimes your wrong

Rule #62- Leave room for someone exiting the elevator

Rule #69- Never trust a women who doesn't trust her man

Rule #70- Keep digging till you hit bottom

Unnumbered- Don't work the system when you can work the people

Unspoken- You do what you have to do for family