23.World War 4

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"WHAT UP ROADIES?!" I hear the guys shout.

"SHUT UP! I'm trying to SLEEP!" Danni shouts back.

She's not a morning person.

"WELL I'M NOT STOPPING YOU!" Mikey shouts back.

"Yes you are... You and your FOGHORN!"

"WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? YOU DON'T LIVE HERE."

If you're wondering I'm currently in the kitchen as the shouting spree is happening.

"Now we know why we don't live with girls..." I turn round and look at Rye walk in. "And what's that meant to mean Beaumont?"

"I mean..."

"YOU KNOW NOTHING." Laur shouts.

"There's that..." He gestures to what's happening in the other room, before muttering, "Girls are so annoying in the mornings..."

"Well how would you react to four stupid boys screaming their heads off at half 9 in the morning?"

He doesn't say anything.

"See. And if anything guys are more annoying." He just pulls his tongue out at me as Andy walks in. "Guys... It's like World War 4 in there..."

"Don't you mean world war 3?"

He shakes his head. "Its so bad they missed out a whole war..."

"What's happening?"

"I think it's fairly obvious... From that racket..." I roll my eyes and go to assess the damage.

"Put. The. Bottles. Down!" They look at me and slowly lower them.

I look round. "Seriously where are all these coming from?" They just shrug.

"Anyway... Are you guys calling it a truce or do I have to call Blair?"

"No. Please. We'll stop... Just don't call Blair..."

"Okay good... Now shake hands..." I gesture to them.

"Fine..." Mikey reluctantly goes to shake Laura's hand.

"Good... Peace all round... Now if you don't mind there's still some pizza from last night I need to eat."

"About that..."

I turn to Brook. "If you've eaten it..." I point warningly at him, and he glances at the guys looking guilty.

"You little..."

"Run!" He quickly gets up, and the others get up and run. Every single one of them. "That's right! Run you cowards!" I call after them.

I can't believe they ate my pizza. Again.

"What's going on?"

"Really Liv? You were asleep through all of that?" I ask, looking at her in complete disbelief.

"All of what?" She looks round sleepily.

How... just how?

She's such a heavy sleeper that she'd probably miss the end of the world...

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