Zero to Hero Kenny x Reader

Chapter 12 Transformation

Everyone just stood there awkwardly. After a moment of silence, it looked like Kenny was going to say something but was interrupted by a loud alarm. "Coon and friends alert! Coon and friends alert!" It was Cartman's voice. "When the FUCK did he put that in my house?" I shouted angrily. The others shrugged and pulled out their costumes from drawstring bags. Stan and Kyle opened their mouths but I got to them first. "Bathroom's upstairs." They nodded and ran upstairs. I grabbed my costume and went into the bathroom. I took off my pants, revealing plain black underwear. I was about to take off my shirt but I was caught off guard by the door opening and Kenny walked inside. I was so shocked that I fell on my ass. I forgot I was partially naked for a moment and when I realized he was staring at me with a grin on his face, I hid behind the shower curtain. "W-what are you doing?!" I squealed. "Getting changed," he smiled, "What else?" "I'M IN HERE!" "That makes it one-hundred times better!" he laughed and my face turned red with embarrassment. He took off his parka and the black shirt he had under. He had a lot of scars on his body. He didn't have a six pack, but I could tell he was much stronger then me. He put on his M shirt, his cape, black pants and mask. "I'll have to do that again!" he grinned and ran out of the bathroom before I could throw something at him. "Fucking perv," I smiled and continued getting changed, putting on my black shirt, black hoodie, black pants, black goggles and black mouth guard. (What do you expect, you're MIDNIGHT!) I walked out of the bathroom and saw my friends, all transformed into people I used to hate. Now I was one of them. "What took you so long," Stan asked. "Stan," Kyle whispered, "Don't ask that!" It's kind of rude." "Oh. Sorry -name-." "It's fine," I replied, "Fucking pervert walked in on me changing." I walked upstairs and everyone followed suit. "YOU WALKED IN A GIRL CHANGING!?" Kyle screamed. "Wouldn't be the first time, though it would be my best time so far," the perv smirked, "She's got sexy hips!" My face was red with anger this time and I pinned him to the wall, my glorious dagger at his throat. "Just a little more pressure," I smiled, "And it's alllllllll over." He was still smiling. I kicked him in the balls and walked off.
CARTMAN'S BASEMENT
"Should just go back to being the Coon because the FRIENDS NEVER SHOW UP!" Coon shouted. "What are we doing?" Mysterion yawned. It's 11:31pm on a Friday. "Okay! Coon vision ON," he smirked at he turned on the TV, showing a picture of a 7/11, "According to my sources, this 7/11 is being robbed right now and the police don't know!" "Who's your sources?" Human Kite asked. "Just know it's not a stupid Jew like yourself." Kyle clenched his fists and I put my hand on his shoulder and whispered so quietly that there was no way anyone could hear me. "We are going to get him back. Patience." he looked at me and nodded. Coon continued with his bullshit ranting and when he was finished everyone nodded like they knew exactly what he was talking about but really, no fucks were given.
OUTSIDE 7/11
"Are you guys sure you want to do this? This is serious shit." I spoke. "We'll be fine!" Toolshed grinned. I shrugged and Human Kite gave us instructions. "Midnight and Mysterion, enter from the roof. Me and Toolshed will enter from the back. Coon and Mosquito will enter from the front!" "Let's do this! Buzz buzz!" Mosquito cheered! I climbed the roof with Mysterion behind me. "Nice view from down here!" he laughed. "I'll fucking end you." He opened a hatch and we saw the three men . . . eating . . . candy bars. "CAW CAW! CAW CAW!" Mysterion nodded to me and jumped down and I followed suit. "To protect the world from devastion!" I smirked. "To unite all people within our nation!" Mysterion smirked. "GODDAMMIT GUYS!" Coon hollered. They all got in a battle stance and I just leaned against a wall, yawned and grabbed a throwing knife. I threw at one of them. "Two to go," I laughed, "Let's dance!" We all ran at them and tied one down. The last one pointed his gun at who knows what. I smirked. "If I'm not your worst nightmare," I ram at him with death in my eyes, "I am now!" I stabbed him in the heart but there was still a terrible bang. The man fell and we all looked around to see of anyone got hurt. Mysterion looked down at the gaping hole in his chest and then he collapsed.

OH SNAPPERDOODLES! KENNY NO! WILL YA FIND OUT KENNY'S IMMORTALITY WILL HE FIND OUT YOURS! NEXT TIME!