Zero to Hero Kenny x Reader

Chapter 22 Not Retarded

Your POV

I woke up and looked at my clock: 6:56am. Shit! We have school (finally xD). Kenny isn't here? I remember falling asleep on his chest. I got up and got dressed into (insert random shit). I have about 30 minutes until I have to go to the bus stop. "I have to go get Karen ready," I say aloud and walk to her room. I sit on her bed and gently shake her awake. She yawns and sits up, "Oh hi, (Name)." "Get ready for school, okay Karen?" She nods and gets up. I pick out some clothes for her and put them on her bed. I need to find Kenny, "Karen, do you know where Kenny is?" She shakes her head. I sigh and walk out. I close my eyes and think. I open my eyes and dash outside into the backyard. Glad I'm wearing a coat, as it's particularly cold today. I climb up the side of the house and see him on the roof. He hasn't noticed me yet, but he's already dressed in his parka. I tap him on the shoulder and he jumps slightly, "It's just me, Kenny," I whisper and sit beside him, "What's wrong?" He looks at me and smiles, "Nothing's wrong, I just like coming up here in the morning. It's a nice view, don't you think?" I never really noticed before, but he's right, you can almost see all of South Park. "Yeah, it's pretty nice." He looks at his watch and frowns, "Well it looks like we have to go get ready." "Why, what time is it?" "7:20."I sigh and he helps me to my feet. We head back inside and grab our backpacks. Karen's bus doesn't come until after ours. "Bye guys!" she smiles. "See you, Karen," Kenny says, "Be good." She nods and sits on the couch. "Time for another "wonderful" day of school." Kenny laughs.

Kenny's POV

We walk up to greet Stan, Kyle and Cartman. "Woohoo," Cartman cheers sarcastically, "The bitch and the poor kid have arrived." "Hey Cartman," I grin inside my parka, speaking louder than normal to make sure he can hear me, "I'm not a cactus expert, but I think I see a prick." We all snicker and Cartman just grumbles and looks the other way. Cartman thinks for a minute and then grins at (Name). "Oh god, what is it?" she yawns. "Do you know how many girls Kenny has been with?" he grins, obviously trying to start something between (Name) and me. I growl, "Cartman, shut it if you know what's good for you." "Of course I know. Kelly and Tammy Warner. And probably a bunch of other horny teenagers." Cartman and I stared at her, while Kyle and Stan laughed their asses off. "You told her?" Cartman asked in shock. "No! (Name), how the FUCK do you know that?" She giggled, "'Cuz I'm not a fucking retard." Stan and Kyle began to laugh louder. "Seriously! How and when did you find out?" "The girls at school aren't very fond of you McCormick. They told me about you the day after we met." I stood there, mouth hanging open as Cartman joined into the laughter. The bus pulled up and the driver yelled, "GET IN YOU LITTLE SHITS!!" We got in and sat in our normal places in the back of the bus. Stan next to Kyle, Cartman by himself and (Name) next to me. "Off to hell we go," she sighed.