Zero to Hero Kenny x Reader

Side Adventure 2

Your POV

I walk upstairs from the basement, rubbing my still sleepy eyes. Kenny left early in the morning. As my mind flashes back to what he said, I can only gather bits and pieces. Something about truth or what not. As I pour myself a glass of (Drink), Karen frolicks into the kitchen. I smile and pat her head as she sits eagerly at the table. Prepared as usual, I place a plate of assorted breakfast in front of her. As she gobbles down breakfast, I lean against the counter, sipping noisily for dramatic effect. "Where's Kenny?" She spews out between bites. "Good question, one I'm afraid I won't be able to answer." With my cup of (Drink) in one hand and my phone in the other, I turn it on to fidget with it. I check my Wattpad notifications, my text messages and others. Nothing new. Just as I turn it off, the notification goes off, making me sigh as I turn it back on. "One new message from Eric Cartman," I read silently. Karen finishes, places her plate in the sink and runs off to watch TV in the other room.

Dearest (Y/N),

Our kingdom is in great danger. We have gathered out greatest fighters, Kyle the Jew, Stan the great warrior and of course, the Grand Wizard King, myself. Please make haste to the Kingdom of Kupa Keep.

We'll be awaiting your arrival.

The Grand Wizard King

I stare blank-faced at this confusing message before giving up, sighing and grabbing my coat. "Karen, I have to go out. Lock the doors and be good, okay?" She smiles brightly and nods before turning back to her show.

After treading through the deep snow, I find myself at Cartman's house. A knock on the door reveals a woman with brown hair like Cartman's. "Oh, you must be one of Eric's little friends! He's in the backyard playing with everyone else." With that, she walks off, leaving me to walk through the house alone to the backdoor.

Opening the backdoor is either the best or worst decision ever made. A giant cardboard castle with the words Kupa Keep hastily scribbled on it is the main attraction with other bizarre set pieces strewn about the yard. Cartman in a wizard hat and robe approaches me with welcome arms. "(Y/N)! You made it!" "Uh, yeah, I did and now, I'm starting to regret it. What the fuck is happening?" He utterly ignores me and shouts to the fellow kids, also clad in medieval gear. "The chosen one has arrived!" Everyone remains silent, their expressions blank and somewhat confused. "G-guys! Our chosen one has arrived! You should be rejoicing!" The boy tending to the stables, Scott Malkinson, points to a boy with a crown and a cape. He seems to be training with a dummy, mastering the power of his farts. "I thought he was the chosen one," Scott lisps. Cartman rolls his eyes, "Douchebag is so 2014." The farting kid seems to ignore everyone, continuing to train his ass. Cartman turns back to me. "Allow me to introduce our army." He grabs my wrist and leads me around the camp. "This is our noble ranger, Stan." Stan plunges his sword into the dirt and bows, "M'lady." "No," I say firmly, "Stop that. It's cringe." Next he shows me Kyle the Jew, Feldspar the Theif, Token the Cleric, Clyde the Warrior, Scott the Ranger, Jimmy the Bard, Tweek the Barbarian and Butters the Paladin.

Soon after the introductions, the Wizard King starts explaining. "A great battle approaches fast. We need your help. Will you join us?" He kneels down, extending his hand towards me. I can't help but let out a sigh of exhaustion, I just wanted to retrieve Kenny. I grab his hand and pull him to his feet. "Fine. So what do I have to be, like a princess or some shit?" The yard goes quiet, only scattered murmurs remain. "W-what?" I chuckle. Cartman scratches the back of his head awkwardly and after a moment of silence, he finally speaks. "We, uh, already have a princess." "What? Who? You said I was the only girl here?"

At that very moment, the tent opened, a blinding light with it. While my vision returns, my breath is taken away. "Let me introduce you to the lovely Princess Kenny."