The 'Best Day Ever' ~ A One Direction Short Story

The 'Best Day Ever'

so i putz on sum lipstik nd a lite shade ov mascara nd go 2 starbux. wen i got der, hairy stylerz waz der.

i gotz so weht tht i dropped mah coffie on hem 's0 srry hairty!' i strted crieng. 'nuh bby itz ok. i luff u.' i

lo0k3d in2 his green orbz. he took meh 2 meet hiz frend lewis. 'hai! wanna carrot??!' lewis sad. 'srry i

ate em all..' neil smiled at da ground bc he dun know he bootyful. leim cam nd gave neil therapy while i

unziped zens jacket wt mah teeth. we moaned nd i got preg. my sister got canser. wah. lewis fell In luv

wit mah siszter so i got jelly bc i luff lewis. neil thru a potato at mah sister nd she dyed. lewis jumped

off a clif. we all g0tz sad but i got raped by a homelez man. leim hit him wit a spue and i realised leim

is mah love. THE END.

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