Otaku Rants

Naruto cliches (2)

Ok, relating to the last one, THIS IS SO TRUE!! I've seen so many books that are like, "my parents were killed when I was three, I was SO depressed I got my sharigan! I'm not even part of the Uchiha clan! But my great great great great grandma's uncle's grandpa might have been an Uchiha, so I guess have it now." And it's doesn't even make sense!! Like then they find out they're being hunted by people cuz one of their parents is like part of a super strong clan or something so the main character needs to be killed. THEN they find out they have the other have of the 9 tails in them so they befriend him in like a day (EVEN THO HE IS LITERALLY THE REINCARNATION OF HATE) THEN they're like "wow, I'm super OP!! I'm gonna kick those peoples BUTTS!!" Then they get captured and yeah. ALL THE WHILE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS LKKE 6 YEARS OLD. Also, Itachi and Obito killed every Uchiha besides sasuke, the Uzumaki clan is almost extinct, the Senju clan DOES NOT HAVE A GRANDDAUGHTER OR DAUGHTER FROM TOBIRAMA, And the sage of six paths kids turned into many clans, ALL WE KNOW OF, THERE IS NOT SECRET CLAN THAT WE DOMT KNOW OF. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW!!! AND THE NINE TALES IS HATRED ITS SELF AND ONLY HAS TWO PARTS, BOTH IN NARUTO AT THIS POINT IN TIME!!! IF ANYTHING IN HERE IS GOING TO BE IN UR BOOK, EXPLAIN IT VERY WELL!! Cuz, I've read almost every very popular Naruto book, (I have people who can say this is true) and this is A PROBLEM IN A LOT OF THEM!!! Oh yeah, if u don't follow the story line at all, ITS AN AU, ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, MAKE THAT CLEAR!!! Cuz people are not gonna expect the 1-3 Hokage eating at a ramen shop with the 3rd still an old hag, and the 1st and 2nd in their 20-30, (this actually happened, the didn't mention AU either) AND DEFINITELY NOT IN SHIPPUDEN TIME. Ok, I think that's all I have to say

-Kakashi fricking Hatake, the ranter that need to calm the heck down