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online chatting was one thing. online dating was quite the other.

picking up from the previous episode of jeongguk exploring the texting world. after a bit of hunting and a few unfortunate encounters with miniemouses on the wrong sites, he finally found her.

you have started a chat with MINIEMOUSE.

GUKIEMONSTER
Hello there! So I was just passing through and I happened to see your profile and think, "Golly! This chap sure does strike me as a Jimin!"

GUKIEMONSTER
No worries if your name's not Jimin, haha! Just droppin' by, howdy doo!

MINIEMOUSE
u ok bro

GUKIEMONSTER
well frickity frack bye

MINIEMOUSE
ITS ME LOL

MINIEMOUSE
aHAHAHAHHA WHY WERE U TALKING LIKE THAT

GUKIEMONSTER
jimin oh my god

GUKIEMONSTER
i found you

MINIEMOUSE
you did indeed

MINIEMOUSE
thanks for the valuable screenshots btw :-)

GUKIEMONSTER
what screensho

GUKIEMONSTER
oh

GUKIEMONSTER
jimin delete them

MINIEMOUSE
delete what ???

GUKIEMONSTER
jimin

MINIEMOUSE
gukie

MINIEMOUSE
hey what kind of name is gukie ew

GUKIEMONSTER
i had to think up a username on the spot stfu

MINIEMOUSE
aw you made an acc just for me? :'-)

GUKIEMONSTER
ew no

MINIEMOUSE
>:-(

MINIEMOUSE
whats ur name you fudge poop

GUKIEMONSTER
:)

MINIEMOUSE
I TOLD YOU MINE

MINIEMOUSE
i trusted you :-(

GUKIEMONSTER
your fault

MINIEMOUSE
UGH

MINIEMOUSE
DONT TELL ME THEN

MINIEMOUSE
ill just have to stick with calling u gukie (ew)

GUKIEMONSTER
and i guess i gotta call you jimin (double ew)

MINIEMOUSE
OK BACK UP THATS MY REAL NAME

GUKIEMONSTER
what if gukie is my real name

MINIEMOUSE
ew

GUKIEMONSTER
TRIGGERED

MINIEMOUSE
youve never used caps lock before

MINIEMOUSE
am i rubbing off on you gukie? :'-)

shit, she is, isn't she?

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