"good evening, you have reached the blindfold's landline. how may i help you?"
"yeah, i'd like to book a table for two today evening. would that be possibleㅡ?"
"let me check our reservations for tonight and get back to you, sir."
bullshit, jeongguk thought to himself, though he waited patiently nevertheless. with your reviews, you must be empty enough to host a six-year-old's freaking birthday party.
"sure."
"we have some space today, sir. what time would you like to book for?"
not too early, not too late. "eight?"
"eight. may i have your names, please?"
"yeah. jeon jungkook and ... jimin."
"... i'll be needing jimin's last name, sir."
lee? park? kim?
"i'll get back to you."
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GUKIEMONSTER
hey uh jiminMINIEMOUSE
who is uh jiminMINIEMOUSE
is uh even a legit surnameGUKIEMONSTER
hey speaking of surnames!!!GUKIEMONSTER
what is urs??MINIEMOUSE
shin ??? shin jimin ???MINIEMOUSE
haven't i told u already ????GUKIEMONSTER
nopeMINIEMOUSE
okay but is "uh" a legit surname i'm actually curiousMINIEMOUSE
like i mean "oh" is a legit oneGUKIEMONSTER
it's notMINIEMOUSE
okay so that's just u being weirdGUKIEMONSTER
it isMINIEMOUSE
thumbs up emojiGUKIEMONSTER
that's my thing wtfMINIEMOUSE
no i made it ur thingGUKIEMONSTER
but it's still my thing???MINIEMOUSE
i'm ur thingGUKIEMONSTER
truthMINIEMOUSE
okAy are you done arranging stuffGUKIEMONSTER
arranging whatGUKIEMONSTER
my iron man socks???MINIEMOUSE
wow you had to bring that upGUKIEMONSTER
i smell jealousyMINIEMOUSE
no u smell socksMINIEMOUSE
they practically smell the same i understand the confusionGUKIEMONSTER
they are scentless socks thank youMINIEMOUSE
i'll be the judge of thatGUKIEMONSTER
eating, talking and sock-smellingGUKIEMONSTER
what a romantic date this is going 2 be
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BLIND DATE. ❪ PJM + JJK ❫
Fanfiction"if you're not minnie mouse, who are you?" ⓒ tentaeils | completed [ park jimin, jeon jeongguk. ]