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"good evening, you have reached the blindfold's landline. how may i help you?"

"yeah, i'd like to book a table for two today evening. would that be possibleㅡ?"

"let me check our reservations for tonight and get back to you, sir."

bullshit, jeongguk thought to himself, though he waited patiently nevertheless. with your reviews, you must be empty enough to host a six-year-old's freaking birthday party.

"sure."

"we have some space today, sir. what time would you like to book for?"

not too early, not too late. "eight?"

"eight. may i have your names, please?"

"yeah. jeon jungkook and ... jimin."

"... i'll be needing jimin's last name, sir."

lee? park? kim?

"i'll get back to you."

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GUKIEMONSTER
hey uh jimin

MINIEMOUSE
who is uh jimin

MINIEMOUSE
is uh even a legit surname

GUKIEMONSTER
hey speaking of surnames!!!

GUKIEMONSTER
what is urs??

MINIEMOUSE
shin ??? shin jimin ???

MINIEMOUSE
haven't i told u already ????

GUKIEMONSTER
nope

MINIEMOUSE
okay but is "uh" a legit surname i'm actually curious

MINIEMOUSE
like i mean "oh" is a legit one

GUKIEMONSTER
it's not

MINIEMOUSE
okay so that's just u being weird

GUKIEMONSTER
it is

MINIEMOUSE
thumbs up emoji

GUKIEMONSTER
that's my thing wtf

MINIEMOUSE
no i made it ur thing

GUKIEMONSTER
but it's still my thing???

MINIEMOUSE
i'm ur thing

GUKIEMONSTER
truth

MINIEMOUSE
okAy are you done arranging stuff

GUKIEMONSTER
arranging what

GUKIEMONSTER
my iron man socks???

MINIEMOUSE
wow you had to bring that up

GUKIEMONSTER
i smell jealousy

MINIEMOUSE
no u smell socks

MINIEMOUSE
they practically smell the same i understand the confusion

GUKIEMONSTER
they are scentless socks thank you

MINIEMOUSE
i'll be the judge of that

GUKIEMONSTER
eating, talking and sock-smelling

GUKIEMONSTER
what a romantic date this is going 2 be

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