BLIND DATE. ❪ PJM + JJK ❫

eighteen

GUKIEMONSTER
hyung

SEOKJINX
knew you'd come running back

SEOKJINX
what's up?

GUKIEMONSTER
everythings

GUKIEMONSTER
everything's a mess hyung

SEOKJINX
!!!!

SEOKJINX
so do i get to say "i told you so" now??

GUKIEMONSTER
lemme see,,,, did u say "guess what!!!! not only are YOU gonna go on a date w/ some random kid bUT SO!! IS!!! YOUR!!! REAL!!!! DATE!!!!!"

SEOKJINX
ho...ly.....guac

GUKIEMONSTER
yeah i didn't think so

SEOKJINX
woah kook

SEOKJINX
you've got some voodoo stuff going on

GUKIEMONSTER
there's more

GUKIEMONSTER
the guy she went with? that was supposed to be the date of the guy i went with

SEOKJINX
so like

SEOKJINX
yall got switched

GUKIEMONSTER
oh but there's MORE (:

GUKIEMONSTER
you think i was dumb for taking too long to figure out i wasn't with the right person, hm

GUKIEMONSTER
the other pair? they never even REALIZED they were with the wrong people. and they still bloody haven't

SEOKJINX
that's

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actually kinda funny?

GUKIEMONSTER
excuse me

SEOKJINX
noah fence though!! it's just

SEOKJINX
it's honestly funny i'm sorry

GUKIEMONSTER
do you not see

GUKIEMONSTER
what a disaster this is

SEOKJINX
sorry sorry sorry

SEOKJINX
talked to your online girl yet?

GUKIEMONSTER
how else do you think i know

SEOKJINX
ok but how did you even explain this to her like i really wanna hear this

GUKIEMONSTER
i

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didntexactlyexplainthistoher

SEOKJINX
you didnt exactly

SEOKJINX
YOU DIDN'T EXPLAIN THIS TO HER?

GUKIEMONSTER
jesus CHILL you're literally like xy jim ugh

SEOKJINX
the hell is an xy jim

GUKIEMONSTER
none of your business

SEOKJINX
jungkook are you out of your MIND?!

GUKIEMONSTER
i've already heard this lecture once thanks