BLIND DATE. ❪ PJM + JJK ❫

thirty-one

SEOKJINX
why isnt jimin replying to my messages?

GUKIEMONSTER
unbelievable

GUKIEMONSTER
i broke up with someone literally two days ago and thats what you have to say to me

SEOKJINX
dont misunderstand. the sympathy i feel for you cannot be expressed in a mere string of words. i can only resort to my own thoughts, wherein, i swear, i think of you so very tenderly

GUKIEMONSTER
sarcasm. just what i need right now.

SEOKJINX
look ive done everything i can okay???? ive let you spill everything, ive consoled you, went "oh no" at all the right times, had my damn arm around you for the whole thing, didnt say "i told u so" even ONCE

SEOKJINX
and most of all, i've cared. i am so sorry, jungkook. i swear i am.

SEOKJINX
but i would like to be there for my other friend as well, and i have a feeling you have something to do with his not replying to me

GUKIEMONSTER
why would you need to be there for him? im the one that needs you

GUKIEMONSTER
hes fine

SEOKJINX
see i thought that too

SEOKJINX
but then he didnt reply to me

GUKIEMONSTER
wow. must be a first for you

SEOKJINX
you are just so

SEOKJINX
has he messaged you recently?

GUKIEMONSTER
havent checked

GUKIEMONSTER
look can we talk about something else

SEOKJINX
how could you not have checked? you literally just replied to me

GUKIEMONSTER
oh wait!!!! just noticed, he HAS messaged me!

GUKIEMONSTER
will you drop it now?

SEOKJINX
what the hell? reply to him right now

GUKIEMONSTER
no

SEOKJINX
can u just get your head out of your ass for one. ONE second. ONE DAMN SECOND

SEOKJINX
i wanna feel bad for you, i really do. but if youre gonna treat my friend like that then im sorry but i could care less about your problems

GUKIEMONSTER
im your friend too

SEOKJINX
not right now youre not

SEOKJINX
why do you treat him like this?

GUKIEMONSTER
like what

SEOKJINX
LITERALLY T H I S !!!! always acting so fucking clueless about anything to do with him. you know EXACTLY what way you treat him

GUKIEMONSTER
because i am

GUKIEMONSTER
i am clueless about him

SEOKJINX
if you tried to get to know him then you wouldn't be

GUKIEMONSTER
not clueless about him like that

GUKIEMONSTER
clueless about me about him