HETALIA ONESHOTS \(⊙ω⊙)/

Dirty Work-Ameripan

Warning: smut also beware of weird things :3

I woke up in my white room at approximately 05:00. I had work to do today and nothing was going to slow me down or stop me.

I got up washed myself off put on my uniform, a standard black suit with a black tie and dress shoes. Of course with my gun in a hidden pocket.

Afterwards, I went to get my partner, Alfred F. Jones, he was a silly guy but when it was time to get down business his mood drastically changed.

//10 minutes later//

I quitely rapped on his door moments later after some stumbling and curse words Alfred appeared.

His hair was messy and he was half dressed. Underwear, pants, shoes

No shirt.

Now I can't deny it I did find him extremely attractive especially now.

"Hey, Kiku." He lazily said while yawning.

"Hello, Alfred. Why are you not fully dressed?" I asked he knew we had an important job today.

"Whadda ya mean?" He asked confused straightening his glassses.

I sighed. "Al, you are only half dressed you have no shirt on and your hair is a mess." I said in a monotonic way.

His cheeks tinted a little. Realization dawning on him.

"O-oh alright." He stuttered turning away.

"You could stay here if you want this will only take a few minutes." He calmer than before stated.

I nodded and took a seat in his soft light brown couch.

I waited patiently for him to finish dressing.

In about 5 minutes he was fully dressed wth his hair slicked back, a new hairstyle, he looked extremely sexy. It kind of turned me on.

"Heh hey Kiku what do you think?" He smirked and blushed at the same time.

"I think you look fine." I said refusing to look him in the eyes.

"You also look extremely sexy aswell..." I mumbled under my breathe.

"What was that, Japan?" He asked staring at me a few centimeters from my face. It made me blush.

"I-I didn't say anything c'mon we have a job today."

I failed to mention that we are both personal service men you hire us to kill or kidnap someone we do most times we just have to poison someone or perform false executions.

Today, we didn't have that big of a job poison the leader of a rival gang of our employer.

So, when we have these jobs we prefer to do so while the target is asleep.

//leader's house//

We are here. Alright we have to suit up.

We put in our gloves and face masks so that we couldn't be identified. Each time we do a job we wear a different suit so we couldn't be found out.

We walked into the mansion and found the gang leader's room abd injected him with several lethal drugs and some skin absorbed ones aswell. Then, we left and decided on going to Al's house.

//at America's house//

I shut the door behind me. "Hey Alfred what do you wan-"

Third person pov

Kiku couldn't finish his sentence for he was cut of by the plump lips if his partner. Who, when he was speaking, had pinned the smaller male to the nearby wall.