" You are such a slut!" Luc spat out at me.
"You are no angel yourself! " I snapped back at him.
"But at least I am still a virgin. I can't believe I am still a fucking virgin. Even my fatter older sister got laid before me," Luc wailed.
"Older by less than two minutes!"
"But did you have to jump in the sack with the one person who was trying to rob you blind! Then again that may work to our advantage if you were any good a lay. Which we both know you couldn't possibly be," Luc went off a tangent in his gumption.
"Stay focused will you," I urged feeling an overwhelming need to whack him over the head come over me. I restrained myself with effort," We need to focus and figure a way out of this. You and I both know that old lady had been as batty as hell. No one in their right minds would leave prime real estate on a private aclove like this to strangers on first aquaintance. We are hardlyvto most bewitching company."
"Speak for yourself. If the batty old hag had met me she would have left her entire fortune to us rather then a mere beach house," Luc declared abnoxiously.
I gritted my teeth and counted to ten.
Then I reached out and slapped his head anyway.
